06.07.06

Sicko Games: The Fear Factor Of Porn

By Rob

For me, Population Paste has been, among other things, an educational experience. The amazing submissions we receive every day have added tremendously to my already frighteningly extensive knowledge of fringe fetishes and abhorable behaviors. I’m not entirely sure that’s a good thing, but hey, everyone has to have a hobby, right?

One of the strange themes I’ve seen running through a lot of porn of late is the desire amongst men to see women humiliated and degraded. Feminists would argue that this has always been the case, but when you see people like Max Hardcore enjoying such tremendous popularity, it’s clear the humiliation bar has been significantly raised (incidentally, max hardcore is a bit too mainstream to warrant an entry on population paste, but he’s a worthy footnote - the idea that someone could get off to a creepy old cowboy geezer gagging acne-assed white trash sluts with his piss until they vomit all over his wrinkly cock makes about as much sense to me as, say, full-grown men dressing up in diapers and being bottle-fed. but i digress).

Personally, I’m not into degrading women - whatever is lacking in some mens’ lives that requires them to use sex as a means of gaining power is apparently not lacking in my own life. But, if it was, my first stop for masturbation fodder would be Sicko Games.

Sicko Games is essentially the Fear Factor of the porn world. They have TV-style episodes featuring competitions where naked girls compete in a variety of grotesque, degrading stunts with sexual themes. The winners get paid for their efforts. The losers go home empty-handed. It’s all presented in kind of a light-hearted, fratboy-humor tone. I’m less disturbed by the content of the show and more disturbed that people actually pay money to watch these episodes, and somehow get off on them.

Here’s a selection of some of the games girls participate in on Sicko Games - the descriptions are direct from the site’s full listing of events:

Hot Sauce Blowjob: Each girl must roll a dice to determine how many spoons of hot sauce will be placed on the guy’s dick. She will then give a blowjob for one minute. The girl who gives the guy with the stiffest boner at the end of the 1 minute wins. (Judged by the host)

Cunt Stretching: Girls take markers and insert them one by one until their pussies can’t handle it anymore.  The largest number wins.

Ho Train: Each girl has her wrists bound and is dragged down with a rope down a long plastic mat filled with oil, ketchup, eggs, worms, etc.  Along the way she must pickup dead rotting fish from one bowl and place them in a second using her mouth.  Fastest time wins.

Wait a minute. Rotting fish? Honestly, if naked girls carrying rotting fish meat in their mouth across a floor of worms and catchup gets you off, you’re probably just a few steps away from thinking this guy had the right idea. Anyway, let’s continue…

How Deep Can You Go - Anal? Each girl will take a 2 foot Double-Sided Dildo and insert it into her asshole as far as she can. The girl who can insert it the deepest wins.

Snot Rockets: The girl selects a male partner who draws 3 bullseyes on her: two around her nipples and one around her pussy. The bullseye is worth 10 points, the inner ring is worth 5 points and the outer ring is worth 1 point.  The guys stand on top of a ladder and blow snot rockets from their nose to the target. The girl with the most points wins.

Tea Baggin’: “Tea bagging” occurs when a man stands over a girl and drops his nut sack onto her head.  In this game guys drop their balls into a bowl of filled with various substances such as soy sauce, vinegar, and urine.  They then tea bag a girl.  She gets points by correctly guessing the substance based on the taste of his balls.

Okay, so those are kind of fucked up, but it gets worse…

Turd Flinging: A bullseye is drawn around a girls tits and her pussy.  A male partner is selected and must throw 3 dried up turds at the girl from 15 feet away.  Whoever hits the most targets wins.

Worm Blowjob: Each girl rolls a die to determine how many worms she must stick in her mouth.  She must give a blowjob to a guy for 1 minute with the worms in her mouth.  If completed she gets 3 points.

Now those are the main games. However, if a girl comes in last place in the main competition, she has to spin the wheel of shame:

The wheel of shame contains the most grotesque of the stunts, including Be The Dog (girl is leashed and forced to eat dog food), Fart Test (girl’s face is farted on numerous times), Piss Pops (girl has to eat frozen urine popsicles), Shit Snorkel (girl has to wear snorkeling gear and then smash her face into a fresh pile of shit for 10 seconds), Skid Mark Gas Mask (girl has to wear shit-stained underwear on her face), Toe Lickin (girl has to lick garlic powder and mayonnaise off of a guy’s dirty foot), and, my personal favorite, Pubes Pizza, where pubes are cut from numerous mens’ genitals and placed on a slice of cheese pizza, which the girl must then eat:

And, of course, all contestants of Sicko Games get “properly fucked” in front of the camera.

You know, I realize dippy stripper chicks have bills to pay, or accidental children to take care of, or coke habits to support, but honestly, if getting fucked on camera for money is considered a last financial resort, where the hell does Sicko Games fit in? There are thousands and thousands of outlets for standard, guy-fucks-girl, girl-fucks-girl porn which pay perfectly well and do not involve worm blowjobs and shit snorkels. Consider also that according to the FAQ, the average budget of an episode of Sicko Girls is $5000, which includes all of the equipment and production, so you can figure these girls probably aren’t getting much more than a few hundred bucks to spend a full day getting assfucked and pissed on while covered in mayonnaise. It makes you wonder how any girl gets involved in something like this - that is, until you see this clip of some of the contestants being interviewed, and realize most of them seem to be borderline retarded.

For some full-motion previews of Sicko Games, I encourage you to watch all of the trailers on their site, and take a tour to see if wasabi blowjobs are what’s been missing from your porn collection.

06.05.06

ConjoinedDreams: Double your pleasure!

By Ali

Men love lesbian porn, right? The idea that one “girl = good, two girls = better” is an integral part of male sexuality. But what if you want all the perks of two sets of bouncing boobies without the hassles of, oh I don’t know, legs and the ability to do anything more than wiggle around on the ground?

Apparently the fetish for multi-limbed people is more prevalent than I had previously believed. In Multiple-Limbed Mayhem I explored the male-oriented part of this fetish, so it’s long-past due for a peek into the female-oriented site, ConjoinedDreams, where all of these pictures are from.

Although conjoined twins are identical by definition, in the magical world of conjoined fetishes you can be fraternal twins or possibly even unrelated! From what I gather, there may be a mysterious fluid that will cause your body to fuse with another’s (as written about in quite a few stories). It’s a ridiculous premise, but now that I think about it, it would be nice if someone could splash that fluid on me and maybe Tobey Maguire.

I actually really appreciate the lengths some people go to in order to make their fantasies come to life. It’s not enough to think about a woman with multiple limbs, or look at pictures of Cheng and Eng and jerk yourself off into multi-limb oblivion. No, you gotta whip out the old Photoshop and make your dreams come to life. Especially if you dream of women joined at the pelvis, and one’s pussy is the other’s anus. Look at the image below: I’m curious if fucking that hole would count as sodomy or not.

One aspect that seems to be implied by the conjoined fantasy is the idea of not only fucking two girls at once, but fucking twin sisters.

I’ll be perfectly honest here, I was originally going to write about how conjoined twins form and that wanting to fuck conjoined twins BECAUSE they’re conjoined is a little messed up, but I’d rather write about this fun little fact I discovered through my research just now: There is a protein called Sonic hedgehog (named after the game character) which determines where your middle is, and if you’re deficient in it then you end up with one eye and no nose, like that adorable little one-eyed kitten. It’s funny they named it Sonic hedgehog, and I now firmly believe that more things need to be named after video game characters for the sake of the ensuing awkward medical conversations. “I’m sorry son, your Mario and Luigi glands aren’t producing enough goomba.”

Honestly, looking at all this shit makes me feel really bad for the Hensel twins, a cute pair of conjoined teenage girls. They seem to be getting along fine as they are, but you just KNOW that the conjoined-fetish community has a fucking count-down to the day they turn 18.

Of course, no fantasy this far out would be complete without the disturbing not-even-close-to-realistic 3D renders. I’d like to think that the reason the blonde chick is so surprised is her brunette sister just let one rip.

And finally, two-headed and four-titted furries. I swear man, whatever fetish you can find, be it gynophagia or adult babies or insanely swollen genitals, you will find furries. They’re like the cockroaches of the fetish world, they get everywhere and there’s no stopping them.

05.26.06

Teddy Babes: When You’re Stuffed With Loneliness

By Rob

We’ve previously featured cheap sex dolls and people who fuck their stuffed animals, but I never would have imagined that the two would ever come together. Enter Teddy Babes, the first and only plush love dolls.

Teddy Babes are exactly what they sound like - instead of stuffed animals, they are life-sized stuffed girls, and they actually look like they’re very well-made. Of course, they would hold no appeal to plushophiles, as plushies are only interested in stuffed animals. Rather, these plush vixens seem to be targeted at a uniquely lonely type of man who wants a sex doll he can sleep and cuddle with at night - like a giant, D-cupped teddy bear. But don’t think that the cuddly nature of Teddy Babes means they can’t get down to business when you’re ready for more than a snuggle, as Teddy Babes come fully equipped with a velvety vaginal opening - which, as shown below, can be removed for cleaning. That would be an embarrassing mix-up at the laundry mat, wouldn’t it? “Excuse me, Sir, I think I found your, um, plush girlfriend’s vagina in with my socks.”

Teddy Babes come in a variety of different models to suit your individual tastes. Although, as the website says, “There’s really no reason to settle for just one. Collect them all, and create your own Teddy Babes harem!” At this point I can only picture some fat, lonely, middle-aged man - some sort of living embodiment of The Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons - arriving home after a hard day at work to his dirty little apartment, and entering the bedroom to find his Teddy Babe harem, lying naked in wait for their tubby master. He then makes love to them, passionately, and when he is done he sits on his bed, naked, eating chips, his harem positioned all around him, their breasts stained with Cheeto residue, happily snuggling with him while he watches his Babylon 5 DVDs in sweet, post-coital bliss.

If that scenario sounds like something that’s been missing from your life, you probably have some burning questions about Teddy Babes. The website’s FAQ is full of answers to important issues such as “What is her butt like?” Yes, they have an answer:

A Teddy Babe’s rear-end is round and sexy. It’s very squeezable and “spankable.”

Eww.

But thorough though the FAQ is, I had some of my own questions about Teddy Babes that simply weren’t covered on the website. So I wrote the following e-mail to Teddy Babes:

Hello,

I am considering purchasing a Teddy Babe, but I have some specific needs and would like to ask a few questions. I have purchased several love dolls in the past, and have been unhappy with the plastic/rubber feel of the skin, so naturally I am wondering if the soft plush of Teddy Babes would be a viable alternative.

Question: I am interested in urinating on my Teddy Babe. Would this damage the Teddy Babe, and if so to what extent? Generally I only drink water so my urine would not be particularly potent, thus odor is not an issue. I would only urinate on her when she has misbehaved, so I am not anticipating this to occur more than once a week. However, I would not want to cause any lasting damage to my Teddy Babe.

Question: Is it possible to custom order a Teddy Babe with red stuffing inside, such that a cut or tear in the Teddy Babe’s “skin” would produce red “blood”? I enjoy rough sex with my love dolls and would be interested in seeing realistic wounds as a result. Naturally, I would be willing to pay extra for such a customization.

Question: Are you aware of any way to simulate the mark of a branding iron on my Teddy Babe’s “skin”? I would like to brand my name onto my Teddy Babe’s buttocks, as one would do to cattle, so she understands she is my property and should act as such - however, I understand that using an actual branding iron on a plush woman would probably catch it on fire.

Question: How stain resistant are Teddy Babes,
particularly from substances like semen, feces, blood, and peanut butter? Just out of curiosity.

Thank you for your time and for providing such a unique product.

The fine folks at Teddy Babes actually wrote me back, and gave this response:

In answer to your questions, our Teddy Babes are essentially like stuffed animals. So, in terms of staining or damange, they would hold up as well (or as badly) as pretty much any other stuffed toy or teddy bear would under such conditions. Incidental semen stains and the like can be cleaned with a little soap and water (or Woolite), but we don’t recommend getting your Teddy Babe soaking wet or applying things like feces or peanut butter, which will obviously damage the doll. :-) We also don’t offer customized dolls at this time, but maybe in the future. Also, given that our doll is a stuffed toy based on a sewn pattern, if you cut them to simulate an open wound, it would likely result in distorting the doll’s overall shape.
In terms of branding, our dolls are made of plush fabric, which would likely catch on fire, yes. But there’s always airbrush paint or various kinds of stencils, which might achieve the desired effect.
;-)

Hope that helps. Thanks for your interest in Teddy Babes.

Yes, yes that definitely helped. And kudos on the impressively professional response. Now my mind is made up, as I’m sure yours is, so head on over to the order page and sign up for your own Teddy Babe, at the low price of $650.00 each.

Thanks to Telivarn for the link.

05.22.06

I’m a Cowgirl, Baby

By Ali

Image editing software like Photoshop and it’s ilk can be tremendously powerful tools. I mostly use Photoshop to tweak the colors in photos and add pictures of cocks in my friends’ mouths, but it’s capable of doing much more. In the case of Photoshop, the liquify filter allows you to shape and morph your pictures in a realistic way, and you can easily draw elements of a picture from scratch using various brushes. With a skilled-enough artist you can get extremely realistic, vivid results.

Which is exactly what Nexus T of ProjectP does, only the images are quite often of women minding their own business who slowly morph into cow-people, udders a-burstin’ out of their pants.

What really gets me about all of this is that the image manipulations, while they have a slight cartoony quality to them, are really good. The lighting and foreshortening is spot-on. I’d imagne the artist probably had some sort of formal training and does image manipulation for a living, but he [NOTE: I am assuming it is a dude because, come on, can you really picture a girl making this?] has decided to use his skills for evil, like some sort of artsy Darth Vader. He’d be like “I have altered the image. Pray I don’t alter it any further.” I don’t know what draws some people to the dark side of the Photoshop, but it does result in some interesting pictures so I’m glad it happens!

A lot of this is furry-oriented, so of course you’ve got a variety of different animals, from the donkey:

to the mouse:

One thing to note about this site is it’s theme of transformations: A woman starts out normal, maybe she’s hanging out in her house, but all of a sudden her fingers fuse into hooves, and before you know it BAM she’s got udders. And she doesn’t really seem to disturbed by it, in fact she seems to be getting off on it and touches herself (and her fellow transformees if they’re around). Luckily for the girls of ProjectP the artist generally depicts these transformations at home, because if this happened while they were in their cubicles at work it could make for a lot of embarrassing office gossip. “Psst, did you hear Becky has turned into a cow and is furiously milking herself in the rec room?” Yeah, that would suck, but then again if you had the right boss you might get promoted really easily.

I guess on whatever bizarro planet this happens they must be pretty sexually open. I mean, I love the few female friends I have but I don’t think I’d want to chill out with my homegirls while my tits are floppin’ around. It is good to know that cow-people have transcended human insecurity about being nude in front of others,to the point that they can sit around and fondle their udders in pairs. Right on, cow-people!

If you aren’t into udders and pregnancy is more your style, then don’t worry, ProjectP has got that too. Well, it’s not so much pregnancy as it is women-turning-into-beachballs, because unless you’re carrying a fucking platoon of infants then you should never swell up this big:

There’s many many more images where these came from and they’re all pretty good (interpret “good” however you will), so check out ProjectP!

05.20.06

Buck Angel: The Man With A Pussy

By Rob

The title of this post pretty much says it all: Buck Angel is a man with a pussy. Or, more technically speaking, Buck Angel is a transsexual former woman who has gone to great lengths to look as overly masculine as possible, but kept the ol’ vagina perfectly in tact. Yes, the person in these pictures is female, biologically speaking - but the miracles of surgery and hormone therapy have transformed her into more of a man than I’ll ever be. And what do you do with your life when you’ve turned into a boy but kept your girl bits? Naturally, you become a porn star.

Buck Angel is the self-proclaimed “first and only female-to-male transsexual porn star.” Seeing him/her/it in action is kind of like the visual equivalent of patting your head and rubbing your belly: Your brain just can’t quite process what’s going on. Something about the Lobo-esque comic masculinity of muscles and tattoos and a handlebar mustache make it ever so much more disturbing when your eyes pan down to where the twig ‘n berries ought to be, and instead find a weird, bald, giant-clitted mangina in their place:

The sad thing is, penis or no penis, he could totally kick my ass.

Buck’s internet empire spans not one, but three websites: his/her/its official site, his/her/its pay site, and his/her/its blog site. On the official site you’ll find The Buck Store, where you can purchase Mr. Angel’s many feature films, including Buck Fever, Buck’s Beaver, More Bang For Your Buck, and of course, The Adventures Of Buck Naked (Director’s Cut).

And, best of all? For a mere five dollars you can own this beautiful 8×10, signed by Buck himself:

I’d be interested to know what type of person considers Buck Angel enough of a hero to actually order this and display it in their home. I’m guessing it’s not a pretty sight.

Thanks to McGeek for the link.

05.18.06

Portable Pussy: Pint-Sized Pieces of Pleasure

By Ali

A while back Rob posted Gorenography, which took a look at guro. I’d like to go back to the topic now but focus not so much about just chopping up girls into pieces, but chopping them up and then stuffing them into small spaces. Yes, there are so many pictures of this that it warrants it’s own entry.

Basically, guro is a subset of hentai that is all about taking girls and eviscerating them in various horrible ways. The girls are usually young, nude, and mutilated in a way that would render them physically helpless, just ripe for the mouth-breathing nerds with button-down anime shirts whose only hope at getting pussy would be a girl who physically couldn’t get away from their sweaty, blubbery paws.

I really find the idea of chopping up a woman and putting her into a suitcase amusing. You’re packing for a vacation in the Caribbean and you think to yourself “Alright what am I forgetting… shoes, socks, suntan-lotion…. oh yeah, A GIRL!” so you go to your dresser and pull out your sobbing anime girl pieces and put them in their special suitcase and hike them out the door.

That makes me wonder: What exactly do you do with chopped up anime girls? I mean is it purely for having sex with the torso and head, or do the other limbs come into play? Do you try and maybe put her back together before you have sex with her, maybe sew her together like some frankenbitch? Do you give yourself handjobs with her severed hand while she looks on from across the room, making wimpering anime-girl noises? The mind boggles.

Then we have chopped-up girls on display. I love how the girl is placed in the box like dinosaur bones are in museums, like some rare, precious artifacts that must be preserved for all-time, and that the schoolgirl looking at them doesn’t seem at all concerned that she might be next in line to be de-limbed and stuck in a glass case.

All of these images are by Waio, a skilled artist who puts his talents to a disturbing use. I’d hate to be the one checking his luggage at an airport.