07.10.06
By Ali
Alright alright, I admit I’m a horrible person for taking some time off to go on vacation, rock out, and call up Rob while blasted on cheap beer at 1AM to threaten his life (for reasons I can’t quite recall). It was fun, but now it’s back to the old grind. And I know Rob’s been busy too, what with having to fill in as temporary chairperson of his local NAMBLA chapter and all, so please excuse him for that. “So many little boys, so little time,” as the old adage goes, heh.
But enough distractions. I came to bring the pain, hardcore from the internet. And today, pain has taken the form of gigantic furry cocks. And titties. Sometimes on the same creature. Enter Gideon’s Corral.
So there’s this whole macrophile thing, right? It’s a fetish that revolves around amazingly huge things, be they people, furries, or just their genitalia. The above image is a prime example: There’s some sultry sabre-toothed damsel, with cleavage that puts Pandora Peaks to shame, paired with a big furry sheath, and testicles nearly as large as the creature’s breasts. For contrast there is a small… well I don’t know what it is, but it’s furry and snuggled deep in the sabre-tooth’s bosom. And there you have it: It’s like Venus of Willendorf for the 21st century, if only Venus was an intersexed furry.
Now if there’s any one creature renowned for their massive members, it’s the horse. I can’t count the times I’ve referred to a particularly well-endowed, uhh, “gentleman caller” as having a horsecock. With this ill rep, it’s no surprise that horses play a prominent role in Gideon’s art. But rather than having the standard massive horse-sized cock, they have genitals so large and swollen that they’d probably pass out and die from lack of blood to the brain the first time they got an erection.
But this is all fantasy, and in a fantasy world there are no limits to the amount of blood that can be shifted around in one’s bloodstream or the size of one’s genitals. There’s also no limit to what species can be depicted, so here we have two of my favorite mythological beasts getting it on: A beautiful unicorn having her titties licked by a badass red dragon.
Season’s greetings! Here’s a little holiday display from two reindeer.
This was one of the more perplexing images on the site: A sabre-tooth cat with a cock the size of a leg, tormenting a guy going to a keg party? I don’t get it.
Back to the horse theme! Here’s a picture of a clydesdale clearing out the red light district with a blast of semen:
… and here he is doing some freelance demolition work:
Now I’d like to go on record saying that drawing in three-point perspective is fucking hard as hell. You have three vanishing points so you’ve really got to line everything up just right or it’s going to look all right. And not only has Gideon done that, but he’s managed to cover it in some pretty impressive-looking semen. Kudos, Gideon.
Gideon’s range isn’t limited to strictly furry faces though, there are human faces as well. See for yourself: A zebra centaur woman with NIPPLES TWICE THE SIZE OF HER HEAD and a cock vein the size of her arm. Nice.
Lastly, a little tribute to the comic book fans out there! Check this bodacious bat-babe out:
So if gigantic ejaculating horses are your thing, visit Gideon’s Corral today!
Posted in
furry,
gay,
drawn at 9:15 am
07.04.06
By Rob
Today is a special day here in America. Today, people all across the country gather together and light fireworks to celebrate the birth of the mighty, arrogant, imperialistic, cancerous empire of greed I proudly call home.
So, in the spirit of the holiday, I’d like to present a little movie that’s simply all too perfect for the occasion. This originates from BME’s video site, a body modification empire which is unquestionably home to the hardest shit on the internet. Hands down, these guys are the kings, and have been for many years - peruse their site and prepare to be more impressed/disgusted than you ever have before. But first….
Happy 4th Of July, fuckers.
Yes, those are five fire crackers. Yes, it’s real. Yes, that is the most fucked penis I’ve ever seen, too. Have a great day!
Posted in
severe pain at 12:56 pm
07.03.06
By Rob
When I was a kid, my family did a lot of camping. Not that shitty yuppie camping where you drive your RV to a resort campground with groomed lawns and fancy restrooms - I mean like real, out in the wilderness, pitch-a-tent-and-start-a-fire camping. And in my many hundreds of childhood hours spent exploring the vast wilderness of the Pacific Northwest, there was one precaution given to me regularly: watch for nettles. Nettles are similar to poison ivy - nondescript plants which, upon contact with the skin, cause a painful, itchy, stinging sensation. Though rarely seriously harmful, the nettle’s sting is nonetheless highly unpleasant - I can say that with experience, from my many careless romps through the forest overgrowth on those camping trips. But I hadn’t even heard the word “nettle” in well over a decade, until the other day, when I found it somewhere I never would have expected: on a porn site.
Indeed, the BDSM community’s endless quest for new ways to injure their genitalia has led them to an uncharted frontier of pain: poisonous plants. Urtication is the official term for the use of stinging nettles in sexual acts. According to urtication.com:
“Nettles cause intense burning sensations in the skin where applied, very similar to the sharp pain of a whip… But while a whipstroke comparatively fades rapidly (within an hour at least, with aching for a few more) the hot, intense burn of a nettle can last for up to 24 hours!”
Well, that sounds absolutely fantastic! Why would I only want to be in agony for an hour? The other “benefit” of nettles is that they increase sensitivity in the applied area - particularly useful for whipping and spanking, as they “turn even the most jaded iron bottoms into mewling kittens.” That’s… good to know.
But nettles aren’t just for butts - as these pictures from Club Daniela show, you can use them on nipples, and even vaginas! Hooray!
Look at the close-up of the last photo, and notice, as the site points out, that “you can see little bumps on her puffy sore labia. Those are the tiny blisters that give the stinging nettle its fearsome reputation!” Maybe I’m just a pussy, but that is about as far away from sexually appealing to me as a fresh bowl of Rosie O’Donnel’s diarrhea. Fuuuuck.
Unfortunately for all of us, stinging your birthflaps with poisonous leaves isn’t the only way to get off using potent vegetation. Figging is the sexual practice involving the insertion of ginger root or even chile peppers into the anus. Yes, while I’m busy desperately trying to avoid the little bit of ginger they put on the side of sushi dishes, some people are sticking huge chunks of it into their rectum. Naturally, this would cause an intense burning sensation, which is why the practice would never even begin to occur to 99.9 percent of the population. You could probably safely even add a few more nines onto that figure and have room to spare. Regardless, there is a devoted community of figgers in the BDSM world, and their experiences are collected at figging.com. One first-time figger describes her inaugural adventure with ginger:
“Anyway, he worked the knob of ginger into my pussy and within a minute I was writhing. It could have been worse…..I mean….he could have poured hot oil on my pussy and then lit it on fire. I managed to keep from screaming by smothering myself with the pillow. … with my pussy on fire and Eddie very obviously enjoying the show, he plugged my butt with another bit of root. Now, just let me say that my pussy apparently had NOT been on fire. Or if it was, it was a mild little smoldering fire. My asshole felt like he’d just shoved a blowtorch up inside me and went to town with it.”
You’re probably thinking how incredibly appealing that all sounds, so thankfully this how-to guide exists to aid you in your first figging experience.
Oddly, there doesn’t seem to be a lot of figging porn out there, but I did manage to find this gallery from a spanking fetish movie’s figging scene. Gooooood times.
06.30.06
By Tiffy
EDITOR’S NOTE: Since I’m still busy, and Ali is on yet another vacation (tell her how you feel about that), today’s article comes from special guest author Tiffy. Tiffy is meaner, angrier, and far less tolerant of the world around her than both Ali and myself combined, so I trust you’ll enjoy her rantings - if not, direct hate mail here. ~Rob
“Does your wife enjoy teasing your cock to throbbing erection only to laugh at it… and then offer her sweet mouth and pussy to another man to enjoy while you remain DENIED?” God willing, your first thought upon reading that should have been “Fuck no! I’d stab that bitch in the FACE! FUCKING WHORE!” But if it wasn’t, and it caused you to sport a mighty erection, then do we ever have the website for you, you useless sissified eunuch.
Allow me to school you about cuckolding and male chastity, courtesy of the charmingly-named Fuck My Slut Bride. For those of you who are blissfully unaware of this confusing sexual world, a cuckold is the husband of a sexually unfaithful wife. It’s important to note that the helplessness and humiliation resulting from the situation is a turn-on for these people, whereas most dudes I know would beat and/or divorce this slut, post-haste. They embrace the idea that they are not man enough to service their wives, so someone else (a “bull”) should do so, while he is denied sexual contact with the woman who apparently thought he was good enough to marry way back when. I’m entirely unsure as to why a woman would be into this, but what do I know? Apparently my kinks fall quite short of the cuckold level.
FMSB bills itself as “an Internet resource dedicated to educating and encouraging hotwife marriages in a D/s context”. Apparently “hotwife” is the proper term, regardless of the hotness of said wifey, and yes, it’s all one word. Grammar gets no respect here in the world of cuckoldry! Huzzah!
There are profiles of various and sundry fucked-up folks, including this guy:
He says that:
“It all started about two years ago when my beautiful wife announced that I was not satisfying her and she was going to look elsewhere for her satisfaction. I guess this was not surprising given my four inch disability. I have not been in my wife for almost two years now and she regularly finds black studs to fulfill her needs. I help her prepare for her ‘dates’. I do her hair, makeup, and dress. While she is out finding her pleasure I stay at home and do my assigned tasks such as laundry, vacuuming, or washing dishes. She now has me in panties whenever I am at home. I have learned to enjoy being a cuckolded wimp. This is my true role, nature has dictated that I serve my wife in a non sexual manner while she enjoys the real men. My paycheck is now deposited directly into her bank account. Everything that I do is in service of my wife, for her pleasure.”
Firstly, four inches looks to be an exaggeration to me. Please, sir, with your lies. Secondly, what the fuck is it with these “hotwife” chicks and black dudes? Is it like this bizarre Asian girl fetish all you men have? I’m not saying that Denzel isn’t a worthy fantasy. I’m just saying that I personally don’t spend all day looking for African meat, you know? And finally, if your man can help you do your hair and makeup, you don’t need to worry about him being a cuck - it means he’s gay. Call yourself a fag hag like I do and get over it.
By the way, site founder Luvr even claims that some of the men he lords over have “… beg[ged] me to neuter them to show their love for me and their wife.”
Let me tell you something. I can believe that some men could get off on being humiliated by their wives, and being “forced” to submit to another man’s supposed penile supremacy. Seems like a fairly straight-forward BDSM thing to me. But, dude? When you want someone to hack off your nuts as a symbol of your love for your wife who is openly fucking cheating on you, not to mention viciously mocking your lack of virility and masculinity, you need some extensive in-patient therapy. It’s what changes a slightly sad and creepy fetish into a full-blown psychological disorder.
The forums here are woefully underutilized, but FMSB member jason_garnet pretty much spells out my own personal fantasy in a recent posting:
“Over the course of our relationship, she did start to enjoy some of the freedoms I had suggested she take, and did take control over certain parts of my life. She routinely had me come clean her apartment for her, do chores, laundry, etc… Occasionally she would have me take her on a spontaneous shopping spree, or withdraw money from an ATM for her. I was very turned on knowing I was slowly becoming her financial slave and chore boy.”
So, this guy doesn’t actually get to fuck this woman or do any normal relationship-type things with her, but he does get to foot the bill for her spending sprees and be her errand boy. Holy shit. This means that there are actually men out there who will give you their money, clean your bathroom, and never ask for a blowjob. My mind is thoroughly and completely shattered by this concept. It also makes me think they are more than a little bit stupid, but it is what it is.
The forum members also share some information which I really, really wish I had not come across (no pun intended):
ORIGINAL POST: “I’ve been cuckolded voluntarily for three years now. My wife gets great pleasure out of fucking her lover in front of me and watching as i lick his sperm from her pussy…. or anus. A place i was never allowed to go by the way.”
RESPONSE: “Ever since the first time my wife took her lover over 5 years ago she has brought me a ‘gift’ when she returns home. That gift is held in her vagina till she gets home and climbs onto my face and tells me to accept the gift. Her lover has multiple orgasms most times and fills her vagina with much more cum than I could ever give. Since I am bisexual and submissive I get turned on by this offering and clean her completely. After she is clean I must give her a couple more orgasms with my mouth and fingers until she is satisfied and goes to sleep.
I am both stimulated and embarassed by eating his cum but my wife enjoys the sense of power and control this activity provides as well as her position sitting on top of my mouth and pushing her ‘gift’ into me. We both are stimulated by this and it is a normal thing she does when she returns.”
Well… well. Not only do I find it morally abhorrent, but totally fucking gross, too. A man sucking another man’s spooge out of my gooey snatch is probably one of the more gag-worthy things I’ve thought about today. Thanks, FMSB!
As for the whole male chastity thing, they’ve got a whole section on Enforced Cuckold Chastity & Denial. This would obviously involve the use of hideous props, because that’s what we like here at Population Paste. We also like ladies with man-face, so here you go:
Luvr proclaims that, “In some cases I have only locked a cuckold’s penis up as punishment for rubbing it without permission or cumming without permission. In other cases, I have required cucks to be locked up whenever out of direct supervision. In most cases when I’m fucking a wife in the cuck’s presence, I prefer to him not locked so we can see and increase his excitement while at the same time denying him use of it. When in a more devious mood, I’ll lock his penis up so we can watch it struggle in confinement while he watches.”
Seriously, y’all. God knows I’ve fantasized about a man in my bedroom struggling in confinement, but it has never involved this:
Anyway, the chastity images alone should make you scream in horror. Behold the penile contortions!
And just for good measure:
Bon appetit, fuckers!
Posted in
severe pain,
fuckin' weird at 12:29 pm
06.22.06
By Rob
I should start by acknowledging how scant the updates have been lately, and assuring you all that no, the internet has not run out of porn. We’ve merely been busy. Well, I’ve been busy, Ali has more or less been on vacation, so please, send her an e-mail or ten and tell her exactly what you think about that. Anyway, regular updates should resume in the near future - thanks for waiting ever-so-patiently for more smut. And now, on to today’s article…
You have to give disabled people a lot of credit. In the face of adversity, many of them live fuller, happier lives than the average able-bodied person - and none of them ever want to hear the phrase “you can’t do that.” Nor, apparently, the phrase “please, please, don’t do that,” as they certainly must have heard when they decided to pose naked on the internet. Yes, it’s time to find out what happens when gimps… go wild.
The topic of disability fetishism is too broad for the scope of this particular article, but rest assured, it exists. For whatever reason, some people get crazy boners over deformed, amputated, or otherwise physically challenged individuals. I’m not saying disabled people can’t be attractive - but to be specifically interested in chicks with stumps is… well, it’s kind of weird. Regardless, you won’t find a more entertaining source of disability porn than Gimps Gone Wild.
GGW is run by two disabled people - Kitten and Mike - and seems sincere in its desire to provide the handicapped with a means of sexual expression. Unfortunately, most of its models wouldn’t have any sex appeal even they weren’t gimps.
But enough talk - let’s meet some of the models. In the girls section, there are amputees like Fantasy:
Wheelchair-bound paraplegics, like Southern Sweets:
And the site’s co-founder, Kitten, who makes the other gimps look downright boring with her Osteogenesis Imperfecta - I’m not even exactly sure what that is, but the name alone is pretty hardcore:
For more photos of Kitten, and to order full photo sets or even prints - visit her photo page
Honestly though, the site really starts to reach its true potential when it gets to the men, and the white trash factor increases tenfold. Quadriplegic model Superman, for example, says of his hobbies: “Love to paint and design exotic dancer clothes. Research and development is fun too.” Oh, Supe’s a wily one! He adds: “I’ve got a Texas accent that becomes stronger the hornier I get.” Well, you’re all going to have Texas accents after seeing his photos:
Or perhaps you crave a harder edge, like the hook-armed manliness of Bear Claw:
I bet dude does some kinky shit with that hook - but not half as kinky as what Billie here does with his LITTLE FLIPPER ARMS!!!
Incidentally, Billie has degrees in computational mathematics and theoretical computer science, and a hobby of selling his used socks on eBay. He also has LITTLE FLIPPER ARMS!!!!
Billie is my fucking hero. Straight up. Because honestly, I bet the dude gets crazy laid. He has the royal flush of sympathy cards - he can’t reach his own penis! Really ladies, could you look at Billie’s puppy dog eyes, and his little flipper arms and how tragically far away they are from his dick, and then not give him a blowjob? …That’s what I thought.
Anyway, let’s move on to Dragon, who’s kind of like a gothic cowboy. A chubby, paraplegic gothic cowboy, even.
Unfortunately none of the samples on GGW’s site ever really get to the good dirty stuff - you’ll have to pay for that. But here’s a titillating taste of what awaits you in the Dragon’s lair:
What’s great about Gimps Gone Wild is that its humor rarely has anything to do with the fact that the models are disabled. In the case of Your Fantasy Man, his missing leg is just icing on the cake of awesomeness:
“Your Fantasy Man” seems to be the debonair playboy of the gimps. You can tell he gets all kinds of weird with girls and wants them to lick his stump and shit like that. And really, with a sex face like this, I bet they don’t even hesitate:
For a lot more gimps going a lot more wild, head on over to Gimps Gone Wild and buy yourself some sexy photos. If you need any more persuading, I’ll close with what might be my favorite sample photo from the site:
Fuck. Yeah.
Posted in
indescribable smut at 5:56 pm
06.17.06
By Ali
I’ve been sitting on these here junkie porn pictures for far too long. See, I was debating on whether or not to actually post them, because while they are most certainly gross, they’re not really funny in any way. In fact, looking at them fills me with a great sense of disgust at how people can do that to themselves, and an even greater disgust that someone can photograph it and not say “Hey bitch take that needle out of your vein and take control of your life!” It’s a lot darker than women shooting eels out of their rectums, that’s for sure.
However, it would simply be unfair of me to hold these back any longer. Population Paste is purely for “educational purposes” and our readers need to be informed of all aspects of the cold cruel world around them, lest they stumble into a junkie porn photoshoot unawares.
Never trust a junkie, kids. Especially a naked one.
Posted in
really nasty at 11:37 am
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