05.08.06

Grandma Knows Best

By Rob

Erotic artwork is one of my favorite things to post on this site. In the illustrated world, the shackles of reality can be removed and peoples’ deepest, darkest, weirdest fantasies are free to take shape. And usually, it’s hilarious.

Consider this series of fine art I was recently sent - it’s all about a young man and the fun he has with his Grandmother. Unfortunately I know nothing about these images or the highly disturbed individual who took a great deal of time rendering them. All I know is that, according to their tag, they originate from a site called Incest Art, which appears to be a full library of bad drawings of people having sex with their relatives.

The thing about these pictures is that someone put a lot of time and thought into them. They were really thinking hard about what they’d like to do with their dear old granny. And don’t worry - despite his boyish looks, the source site assures me that this strapping young illustrated lad is 18 years old - at least Granny waited until he was legal to seduce him.

Things start out tenderly, with Grandson gently removing Grandma’s clothes (click to enlarge):

But Grandma’s a feisty old woman - she didn’t get to be 80 years old by sitting around on her butt, you know! Grandma takes control, and shows Grandson exactly what she wants:

Funny, the only thing my Grandma ever forced me to eat was my vegetables. And speaking of eating, looks like it’s Grandma’s turn:

But enough foreplay - Grandma wants to get down to the fucking, and she likes it from all directions:

Grandma even likes it in the pooper. My Grandma always encouraged a diet that promoted good bowel health, but this is going a bit far:

In the end, not even Grandma’s home cooking can compare with the sweet taste of the fruit of her loins:

With Mother’s Day just around the corner, I thought it would be nice to turn these heartwarming images into a precious Mother’s Day e-card that you can send to your Grandma:

The Population Paste ‘Love Your Grandma’ Mother’s Day E-Card

Posted in the elderly, drawn at 4:38 pm

04.08.06

Grandmas and Dildos: So Happy Together

By Ali


I’m feeling a bit under the weather so I’ll make this short and, uhh, sweet?: Old people have every right to have as active and full of a sex life as everyone else. However, I believe that no one should be subjected to photographs of it. The Granny Sex Forums feel otherwise, and since we are dedicated to bringing you things that even we would rather not see, here are pictures of grandmas enjoying themselves with dildos:

Sweet dreams!

Posted in sex toys, the elderly at 2:35 am

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