07.04.06
By Rob
Today is a special day here in America. Today, people all across the country gather together and light fireworks to celebrate the birth of the mighty, arrogant, imperialistic, cancerous empire of greed I proudly call home.
So, in the spirit of the holiday, I’d like to present a little movie that’s simply all too perfect for the occasion. This originates from BME’s video site, a body modification empire which is unquestionably home to the hardest shit on the internet. Hands down, these guys are the kings, and have been for many years - peruse their site and prepare to be more impressed/disgusted than you ever have before. But first….
Happy 4th Of July, fuckers.
Yes, those are five fire crackers. Yes, it’s real. Yes, that is the most fucked penis I’ve ever seen, too. Have a great day!
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severe pain at 12:56 pm
07.03.06
By Rob
When I was a kid, my family did a lot of camping. Not that shitty yuppie camping where you drive your RV to a resort campground with groomed lawns and fancy restrooms - I mean like real, out in the wilderness, pitch-a-tent-and-start-a-fire camping. And in my many hundreds of childhood hours spent exploring the vast wilderness of the Pacific Northwest, there was one precaution given to me regularly: watch for nettles. Nettles are similar to poison ivy - nondescript plants which, upon contact with the skin, cause a painful, itchy, stinging sensation. Though rarely seriously harmful, the nettle’s sting is nonetheless highly unpleasant - I can say that with experience, from my many careless romps through the forest overgrowth on those camping trips. But I hadn’t even heard the word “nettle” in well over a decade, until the other day, when I found it somewhere I never would have expected: on a porn site.
Indeed, the BDSM community’s endless quest for new ways to injure their genitalia has led them to an uncharted frontier of pain: poisonous plants. Urtication is the official term for the use of stinging nettles in sexual acts. According to urtication.com:
“Nettles cause intense burning sensations in the skin where applied, very similar to the sharp pain of a whip… But while a whipstroke comparatively fades rapidly (within an hour at least, with aching for a few more) the hot, intense burn of a nettle can last for up to 24 hours!”
Well, that sounds absolutely fantastic! Why would I only want to be in agony for an hour? The other “benefit” of nettles is that they increase sensitivity in the applied area - particularly useful for whipping and spanking, as they “turn even the most jaded iron bottoms into mewling kittens.” That’s… good to know.
But nettles aren’t just for butts - as these pictures from Club Daniela show, you can use them on nipples, and even vaginas! Hooray!
Look at the close-up of the last photo, and notice, as the site points out, that “you can see little bumps on her puffy sore labia. Those are the tiny blisters that give the stinging nettle its fearsome reputation!” Maybe I’m just a pussy, but that is about as far away from sexually appealing to me as a fresh bowl of Rosie O’Donnel’s diarrhea. Fuuuuck.
Unfortunately for all of us, stinging your birthflaps with poisonous leaves isn’t the only way to get off using potent vegetation. Figging is the sexual practice involving the insertion of ginger root or even chile peppers into the anus. Yes, while I’m busy desperately trying to avoid the little bit of ginger they put on the side of sushi dishes, some people are sticking huge chunks of it into their rectum. Naturally, this would cause an intense burning sensation, which is why the practice would never even begin to occur to 99.9 percent of the population. You could probably safely even add a few more nines onto that figure and have room to spare. Regardless, there is a devoted community of figgers in the BDSM world, and their experiences are collected at figging.com. One first-time figger describes her inaugural adventure with ginger:
“Anyway, he worked the knob of ginger into my pussy and within a minute I was writhing. It could have been worse…..I mean….he could have poured hot oil on my pussy and then lit it on fire. I managed to keep from screaming by smothering myself with the pillow. … with my pussy on fire and Eddie very obviously enjoying the show, he plugged my butt with another bit of root. Now, just let me say that my pussy apparently had NOT been on fire. Or if it was, it was a mild little smoldering fire. My asshole felt like he’d just shoved a blowtorch up inside me and went to town with it.”
You’re probably thinking how incredibly appealing that all sounds, so thankfully this how-to guide exists to aid you in your first figging experience.
Oddly, there doesn’t seem to be a lot of figging porn out there, but I did manage to find this gallery from a spanking fetish movie’s figging scene. Gooooood times.
06.30.06
By Tiffy
EDITOR’S NOTE: Since I’m still busy, and Ali is on yet another vacation (tell her how you feel about that), today’s article comes from special guest author Tiffy. Tiffy is meaner, angrier, and far less tolerant of the world around her than both Ali and myself combined, so I trust you’ll enjoy her rantings - if not, direct hate mail here. ~Rob
“Does your wife enjoy teasing your cock to throbbing erection only to laugh at it… and then offer her sweet mouth and pussy to another man to enjoy while you remain DENIED?” God willing, your first thought upon reading that should have been “Fuck no! I’d stab that bitch in the FACE! FUCKING WHORE!” But if it wasn’t, and it caused you to sport a mighty erection, then do we ever have the website for you, you useless sissified eunuch.
Allow me to school you about cuckolding and male chastity, courtesy of the charmingly-named Fuck My Slut Bride. For those of you who are blissfully unaware of this confusing sexual world, a cuckold is the husband of a sexually unfaithful wife. It’s important to note that the helplessness and humiliation resulting from the situation is a turn-on for these people, whereas most dudes I know would beat and/or divorce this slut, post-haste. They embrace the idea that they are not man enough to service their wives, so someone else (a “bull”) should do so, while he is denied sexual contact with the woman who apparently thought he was good enough to marry way back when. I’m entirely unsure as to why a woman would be into this, but what do I know? Apparently my kinks fall quite short of the cuckold level.
FMSB bills itself as “an Internet resource dedicated to educating and encouraging hotwife marriages in a D/s context”. Apparently “hotwife” is the proper term, regardless of the hotness of said wifey, and yes, it’s all one word. Grammar gets no respect here in the world of cuckoldry! Huzzah!
There are profiles of various and sundry fucked-up folks, including this guy:
He says that:
“It all started about two years ago when my beautiful wife announced that I was not satisfying her and she was going to look elsewhere for her satisfaction. I guess this was not surprising given my four inch disability. I have not been in my wife for almost two years now and she regularly finds black studs to fulfill her needs. I help her prepare for her ‘dates’. I do her hair, makeup, and dress. While she is out finding her pleasure I stay at home and do my assigned tasks such as laundry, vacuuming, or washing dishes. She now has me in panties whenever I am at home. I have learned to enjoy being a cuckolded wimp. This is my true role, nature has dictated that I serve my wife in a non sexual manner while she enjoys the real men. My paycheck is now deposited directly into her bank account. Everything that I do is in service of my wife, for her pleasure.”
Firstly, four inches looks to be an exaggeration to me. Please, sir, with your lies. Secondly, what the fuck is it with these “hotwife” chicks and black dudes? Is it like this bizarre Asian girl fetish all you men have? I’m not saying that Denzel isn’t a worthy fantasy. I’m just saying that I personally don’t spend all day looking for African meat, you know? And finally, if your man can help you do your hair and makeup, you don’t need to worry about him being a cuck - it means he’s gay. Call yourself a fag hag like I do and get over it.
By the way, site founder Luvr even claims that some of the men he lords over have “… beg[ged] me to neuter them to show their love for me and their wife.”
Let me tell you something. I can believe that some men could get off on being humiliated by their wives, and being “forced” to submit to another man’s supposed penile supremacy. Seems like a fairly straight-forward BDSM thing to me. But, dude? When you want someone to hack off your nuts as a symbol of your love for your wife who is openly fucking cheating on you, not to mention viciously mocking your lack of virility and masculinity, you need some extensive in-patient therapy. It’s what changes a slightly sad and creepy fetish into a full-blown psychological disorder.
The forums here are woefully underutilized, but FMSB member jason_garnet pretty much spells out my own personal fantasy in a recent posting:
“Over the course of our relationship, she did start to enjoy some of the freedoms I had suggested she take, and did take control over certain parts of my life. She routinely had me come clean her apartment for her, do chores, laundry, etc… Occasionally she would have me take her on a spontaneous shopping spree, or withdraw money from an ATM for her. I was very turned on knowing I was slowly becoming her financial slave and chore boy.”
So, this guy doesn’t actually get to fuck this woman or do any normal relationship-type things with her, but he does get to foot the bill for her spending sprees and be her errand boy. Holy shit. This means that there are actually men out there who will give you their money, clean your bathroom, and never ask for a blowjob. My mind is thoroughly and completely shattered by this concept. It also makes me think they are more than a little bit stupid, but it is what it is.
The forum members also share some information which I really, really wish I had not come across (no pun intended):
ORIGINAL POST: “I’ve been cuckolded voluntarily for three years now. My wife gets great pleasure out of fucking her lover in front of me and watching as i lick his sperm from her pussy…. or anus. A place i was never allowed to go by the way.”
RESPONSE: “Ever since the first time my wife took her lover over 5 years ago she has brought me a ‘gift’ when she returns home. That gift is held in her vagina till she gets home and climbs onto my face and tells me to accept the gift. Her lover has multiple orgasms most times and fills her vagina with much more cum than I could ever give. Since I am bisexual and submissive I get turned on by this offering and clean her completely. After she is clean I must give her a couple more orgasms with my mouth and fingers until she is satisfied and goes to sleep.
I am both stimulated and embarassed by eating his cum but my wife enjoys the sense of power and control this activity provides as well as her position sitting on top of my mouth and pushing her ‘gift’ into me. We both are stimulated by this and it is a normal thing she does when she returns.”
Well… well. Not only do I find it morally abhorrent, but totally fucking gross, too. A man sucking another man’s spooge out of my gooey snatch is probably one of the more gag-worthy things I’ve thought about today. Thanks, FMSB!
As for the whole male chastity thing, they’ve got a whole section on Enforced Cuckold Chastity & Denial. This would obviously involve the use of hideous props, because that’s what we like here at Population Paste. We also like ladies with man-face, so here you go:
Luvr proclaims that, “In some cases I have only locked a cuckold’s penis up as punishment for rubbing it without permission or cumming without permission. In other cases, I have required cucks to be locked up whenever out of direct supervision. In most cases when I’m fucking a wife in the cuck’s presence, I prefer to him not locked so we can see and increase his excitement while at the same time denying him use of it. When in a more devious mood, I’ll lock his penis up so we can watch it struggle in confinement while he watches.”
Seriously, y’all. God knows I’ve fantasized about a man in my bedroom struggling in confinement, but it has never involved this:
Anyway, the chastity images alone should make you scream in horror. Behold the penile contortions!
And just for good measure:
Bon appetit, fuckers!
Posted in
severe pain,
fuckin' weird at 12:29 pm
04.23.06
By Rob
Our specialty here at Population Paste is bizarre porn. As such, we don’t feature any gory shit or aborted fetuses or war photos or whatever else other sites put up to horrify you. As grotesque as some of the things featured on our site can be, they only exist in the first place because someone out there found them sexually arousing. Inevitably though, someone out there - more than a few people, in fact - seem to find gory shit arousing. Specifically, they get their jollies from drawing graphic images of women being killed, raped, and mutilated in the most horrific and, honestly, creative of ways. And once again, it comes from our friends in Japan. We’ve had so much crazy shit coming out of Japan lately, we’ve added a Japan category to help you keep track of it.
Hentai, Japanese for “perverted,” is the (appropriate) Western term for Japanese anime and manga with sexual content. What makes hentai great is the bizarre Japanese imagination involved, which results in illustrations and animations of demon porn, tentacle rape, and - apparently - horrific mutilation porn.
One of our fine readers - who preferred to remain anonymous (probably because the FBI is already watching him), submitted a gallery of some of the finest examples of violent gore hentai. As horrendous as these are, you kind of have to appreciate the creativity displayed. They range from simple ideas, like a ball-gagged girl in a cabinet with her limbs chopped off:
And this touching moment where one girl slices off another girl’s breast:
To more elaborate ideas like a girl with her head hollowed out getting fucked in each end of her gaping brain cavity:
The two common themes seem to be cutting off limbs and gutting the genitals. Here’s a girl whose rectum and uterus have been blown out by giant fire crackers:
And another limbless girl, this one with her former arm reaching through her former stomach and out her former vagina:
And let’s not forget a pregnant girl with her breasts being ripped off by hooks:
Notice that, as with all Japanese porn, her genitals are censored out. Thank God, I wouldn’t want to be exposed to anything offensive.
My absolute favorite, though, is the girl whose guts and skin have been fitted around a urinal:
As incredibly sick and fucked up and wrong as that is… Damned if it isn’t undeniably creative. Still, if you jack off to this stuff you are a twisted fuck, I don’t care if it’s real or not.
For bigger versions of these images, and a lot more naked girls being gutted, check out this gallery and this gallery. I have no idea what that website is all about, but if you browse the gibberish category links on the left side, you’ll find pictures of dead babies, murder victims, really bad acne, mountains that look like genitals, and, for some reason, Chris Farley’s bloated dead body. Thanks again, internet, for ruining my day. And another special thanks to our anonymous tipster who sent us these lovely drawings. He told us he was strangely aroused by this type of imagery, to which I can only respond: Therapy. Expensive, long-term, in-depth psychotherapy. At any cost. Go. Now.
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severe pain,
anime,
drawn,
japan at 12:01 am
03.31.06
By Ali
Spring is here, and that means Frisbee at the beach, rollerblading in Central Park, and barbecues! There’s nothing quite as sublime as a finely cooked brisket and grilled chicken, perhaps with a side of cornbread and mashed potatoes, as I’m sure most of you would agree… unless you’re are a fan of gynophagia, in which case your favorite barbecue dish is probably suckling cheerleader or roasted schoolmarm.
The Dolcett Archives features a series of gynophagia stories, all featuring large-breasted women who are surprisingly eager to be run through with a wooden stake and slowly roasted on an open fire.
There’s a lot of fucking weird shit on this site that you should go see for yourself, but to whet your appetite here’s a few pictures from the “Fantasy Barbeque” story:
Synopsis: Cheryl agrees to be roasted for the annual cookout with one proviso: she doesn’t want to be impaled, she wants to be cooked alive. Her husband and friends tie her to a spit and proceed to slowly cook her over an open fire. (This is one of my favorite stories!)
I love how the guy says “This is one of my favorite stories!” See, when I think back on my favorite stories I think of Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash or Kurt Vonnegut’s Cat’s Cradle or even those gay-ass Dragonlance novels I read back in middle school. What kind of life do you have to lead for your favorite story to be about cooking up a huge serving of roast lady? Perhaps as a child his family would spit-roast chickens and pigs for family barbecues, and his pubescent mind somehow decided that it was the most erotic thing he had ever seen, and he had to go whack off to it? The mind boggles.
Another gem of a story is Lunch Date:
Synopsis: A mother and daughter are planning what (who) to have for dinner, when they’re notified that they’re to become food themselves. Mom phones her husband who comes home on his lunch break, fucks them both, then decapitates them. They’re then taken down to the grocery store.
It is interesting to note that throughout all this, all the women are docile and accepting of their fate. I think the gynophagia fetish is an obvious backlash against the feminist movement, and is an attempt to put women “back in their place” as it were, by depicting them as literal pieces of meat. In a gynophagia fan’s mind, women are there to serve a purpose: to be consumed by men. Either that or people who like gynophagia are just fucked in the head, take your pick.
So head on down and read some gynophagia stories, or come and check out some stand-alone pictures. Many thanks to my homeboy Majcameron for these sweet links. Later, kids!
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drawn at 12:00 am
