12.24.06
By Rob
In case you hadn’t noticed, Population Paste is on hiatus. It might seem crazy, but Ali and I have other things going on in our lives that sometimes prevent us from perusing the weirdest, darkest corners of the internet and writing about them. However, I for one would love to see Paste resurrected, and since it’s clear that the two of us alone aren’t going to get our shit together to make it happen, we’re going to need your help. If you’re a talented writer with a desensitized mind and razor-sharp wit, and would be interested in contributing articles to this fine establishment, send some info about yourself and your very best writing samples to rob@populationpaste.com with the subject “I LOVE TENTACLE PORN.” If I ever get around to looking through the submissions, and if any of them meet our high quality standards, maybe we’ll get some new articles going around here. By the way, writing for this site does not involve actively seeking out subject matter - our readers provide that in spades, and we have a massive backlog of horrifying content just waiting to be dug into. It also doesn’t pay anything right now - you’d be involved purely for your love of coprophilia and adult babies. Of course, if we’re able to get the site running again and start generating some revenue from it, then we’ll throw some cash your way.
06.17.06
By Ali
I’ve been sitting on these here junkie porn pictures for far too long. See, I was debating on whether or not to actually post them, because while they are most certainly gross, they’re not really funny in any way. In fact, looking at them fills me with a great sense of disgust at how people can do that to themselves, and an even greater disgust that someone can photograph it and not say “Hey bitch take that needle out of your vein and take control of your life!” It’s a lot darker than women shooting eels out of their rectums, that’s for sure.
However, it would simply be unfair of me to hold these back any longer. Population Paste is purely for “educational purposes” and our readers need to be informed of all aspects of the cold cruel world around them, lest they stumble into a junkie porn photoshoot unawares.
Never trust a junkie, kids. Especially a naked one.
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really nasty at 11:37 am
05.18.06
By Ali
A while back Rob posted Gorenography, which took a look at guro. I’d like to go back to the topic now but focus not so much about just chopping up girls into pieces, but chopping them up and then stuffing them into small spaces. Yes, there are so many pictures of this that it warrants it’s own entry.
Basically, guro is a subset of hentai that is all about taking girls and eviscerating them in various horrible ways. The girls are usually young, nude, and mutilated in a way that would render them physically helpless, just ripe for the mouth-breathing nerds with button-down anime shirts whose only hope at getting pussy would be a girl who physically couldn’t get away from their sweaty, blubbery paws.
I really find the idea of chopping up a woman and putting her into a suitcase amusing. You’re packing for a vacation in the Caribbean and you think to yourself “Alright what am I forgetting… shoes, socks, suntan-lotion…. oh yeah, A GIRL!” so you go to your dresser and pull out your sobbing anime girl pieces and put them in their special suitcase and hike them out the door.
That makes me wonder: What exactly do you do with chopped up anime girls? I mean is it purely for having sex with the torso and head, or do the other limbs come into play? Do you try and maybe put her back together before you have sex with her, maybe sew her together like some frankenbitch? Do you give yourself handjobs with her severed hand while she looks on from across the room, making wimpering anime-girl noises? The mind boggles.
Then we have chopped-up girls on display. I love how the girl is placed in the box like dinosaur bones are in museums, like some rare, precious artifacts that must be preserved for all-time, and that the schoolgirl looking at them doesn’t seem at all concerned that she might be next in line to be de-limbed and stuck in a glass case.
All of these images are by Waio, a skilled artist who puts his talents to a disturbing use. I’d hate to be the one checking his luggage at an airport.
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really nasty,
anime,
drawn,
japan at 12:22 pm
05.10.06
By Rob
If you’re a veteran internet dweeb, there’s no doubt you know what the term “goatse” refers to. If you’re not a veteran internet dweeb, Wikipedia should give you more than you need to know, but here’s the quick and dirty: Basically, goatse.cx was a website which displayed the following image to shock unsuspecting viewers:
Yes, a man stretching his rectum to grotesque proportions. You’ve almost certainly seen that before - and if you hadn’t, well… Welcome to the other side. You can’t un-see that, my friend. You’re one of us now.
Goatse became an infamous internet meme and spawned countless netnerd jokes, Photoshoppings, and even a t-shirt. But as well-known as the goatse name and that dreadful picture have become, most people know nothing about the man behind the ass. As it turns out, his name is Kirk Johnson, and he’s kind of a big deal. Well, at least in the world of extreme male anal insertions. When it comes to rectal stretching, this guy is the king.
Kirk, or “Mr. Goatse,” as the internet has dubbed him, regularly posts photos and videos of himself on the newsgroup alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male.anal. His acrobatic ass, which seems to defy all laws of nature, can be seen taking bottles, dildos, giant butt plugs, and his own fists. I’m going to share with you some of his best work, including a video that you have to see to believe. But first, let’s take a look at Mr. Goatse’s famous anus in its default state:
I don’t know how many people reading this have actually taken a good look at their own asshole, but I’ll give you a little tip: It’s not supposed to look like that. It’s supposed to be much, much smaller. I’m guessing that Mr. Goatse has more anal leakage than the guy who invented Olestra, and has to wear a diaper or some shit to keep it from dribbling onto his office chair while he’s preparing your taxes or whatever this guy does for a dayjob. Maybe he sticks a super-absorbency tampon up in that badboy and hopes for the best. Either way, I suppose it’s a small price to pay for having great party tricks like this one:
This one’s clever, too:
He’s just warming up, though. Let’s bring out the big guns:
Here’s my favorite - he’s actually reached his penis down and stuck it in his ass. Mr. Goatse can buttfuck himself! If this ain’t a cure for a friday night alone at home, I don’t know what is:
But really, Mr. Goatse is nothing without his signature move. A Kirk Johnson photo shoot without the famous stretch would be like a Skynyrd concert without “Freebird.” So here it is, and in the great outdoors no less:
But none of this even begins to compare with seeing Mr. G in action. This video adds a whole new dimension to the Goatse world. This is to Goatse what technicolor was to film. Ladies and Gentlemen, please click the thumbnail below to see Kirk Johnson working his special magic, in full glorious video:
To conclude, I should mention that no photo of Mr. Goatse has ever shown his face, which means that he could be your teacher, your accountant, your neighbor, or even that one creepy uncle who always hugs you a little tighter than he probably should. Wash your hands, people. Always wash your hands.
04.18.06
By Rob
Just the other day I stumbled upon a little gem of a film called Scatgirls From Space. I don’t know anything about it, except that it obviously originated in Japan, and it would be very much at home in Mitch’s video collection. For those of you blissfully unaware what “scatgirls” might refer to, “scat” is short for scatology (also known as coprophilia), which, according to Wikipedia, refers to sexual acts conducted with human (or other) excrement. Yes, that’s right. Poopy. People who are aroused by poop.
Shit porn videos - particularly Japanese ones - are hardly a rarity, but this is the only scat porn I’ve ever seen with a science fiction theme, and I for one am delighted these two genres could finally come together. Since it’s all in Japanese, I’m probably missing out on some key plot points, but I will attempt to break it down for you to the best of my understanding. The film begins on a shoddily-constructed spaceship set with a Japanese girl dressed in some sort of Battlestar Galactica-esque uniform. She is aiming a plastic ray gun, and crying.
I’m not sure what it is with the Japanese and crying. In Japanese porn, hentai, anime, etc, a common theme is girls being forced to perform sexual acts while they whine and bawl uncontrollably. Japanese boners apparently stand to attention at the site of a helpless crying girl. I don’t know about you, but the last fucking thing I want a girl to start doing during sex is crying, so I suppose I should avoid dating the women in Scatgirls From Space , who sob uncontrollably throughout the entire film. Although, given what they’re doing, I suppose it’s understandable.
The source of the girl’s misery appears to be this guy, who I will affectionately refer to as Newspaper Head:
I’m not sure if Newspaper Head is meant to be an alien with the world’s cheapest alien costume, or if he has some sort of third degree facial burns. Maybe the spacegirls burned his face the way this movie burned my retinas, and now he’s seeking revenge. Whatever the case, he ends up with both of the Crying Japanese Spacegirls at gunpoint, and he does what any of us would do if we had two Crying Japanese Spacegirls at gunpoint - he forces them to make out with each other.
Then, for no apparent reason whatsoever, Newspaper Head forces Crying Japanese Spacegirl A’s fingers down her throat, causing her to vomit - right into Crying Japanese Spacegirl B’s mouth:
I’m sure that image looks gross to you, but I cannot express how much worse it is with sound and motion. Crying Japanese Spacegirl A’s vomit has almost the exact color and consistency of oatmeal - chunky oatmeal that didn’t have enough water in the mixture. And what’s amazing is that it just keeps coming. It’s not like a burst of vomit the way normal people puke - it just keeps dribbling out, slowly and steadily, flowing like a gloppy river of porridge into Japanese Spacegirl B’s mouth.
I can’t emphasize enough how much vomit pours out of this girl. Her mouth is like the trunk of Coolio’s car in that one video, except instead of containing an impossibly endless amount of Coolio’s homies, it contains an impossibly endless amount of chunky, yellowish-green, semi-digested foodslop.
This goes on for quite a while, with Crying Japanese Spacegirl B getting an opportunity to do the vomiting, and both of them scooping up the large pools of throwup and playing with it. We are then treated to a creatively abstract scene where the girls actually vomit onto the camera. This is so beyond gross that I just had to share it in video form - click here for a gruesome reminder that they really do eat a lot of noodles in Japan.
After that, Newspaper Head suddenly reappears, only to be shot unexpectedly by Crying Japanese Spacegirl A’s raygun. The special effects, as you can see, are top-notch:
With Newspaper Head no longer a problem, you’d think the girls would stop crying and get on with piloting their spaceship, or whatever spacegirls do. But no. Apparently, the only logical way to celebrate their enemy’s demise is to squat over each other’s faces and take dumps in their mouths:
Crying Japanese Spacegirl A, whining all the while, slowly pushes out a lumpy, greenish-brown turd into Crying Japanese Spacegirl B’s mouth. Always the team player, Crying Japanese Spacegirl B then sits up and shares her smelly gift with its creator, by way of kissing the turd back and forth between their two mouths:
As an interesting aside, throughout all of this the girls’ vaginas, when briefly shown, are pixelated out. There is a strange - and clearly flawed - provision in Japanese pornography laws which requires all genitalia to be censored. Nevermind what’s happening around the genitalia, just as long as those pixels are covering the baby-maker. As you can see in the picture below - the vagina? Censored. The adjacent swollen rectum, shitting turds into a girl’s mouth? Totally okay.
After a good fifteen minutes of shitting in each others’ mouths, kissing the poop back and forth, and then smearing it on their bodies, the plot suddenly takes a dramatic turn, as Crying Japanese Girl A (Or is it B? At this point I’m not sure) says something undoubtedly profound, and unexpectedly then takes her own life:
I can’t be certain what exactly she said, but I’d guess it’s along the lines of “Dude, I just had a TURD in my MOUTH. I ATE MY OWN FECES. I really don’t think I can go on.” The film ends on a tender note, with Crying Japanese Girl B crying over the body of her lover, both of them covered in their own shit and vomit. It is here we see that behind all of the horrifyingly grotesque sexual acts, the heart of Scatgirls From Space is a tragic tale of forbidden love. You could almost call it the Romeo & Juliet of sci-fi scat porn.
Final Verdict: Shit-swapping, vomit cams, and low budget sci-fi action? What’s not to love? We give this film our highest rating - 5 limp dicks!
04.17.06
By Rob
This is Mitch. Some of you have probably already met Mitch - I introduced him to the world a while back on my blog. But really, this site is a much better home for someone like Mitch, so he’s moved over here where he belongs, and he’s even added some stuff to his page.
Click here to meet Mitch! This is a fun link to send to your friends, particularly when they’re at work.
Once you’re acquainted with Mitch, and you inevitably find yourself wanting more, click here for some all new photos of that lovable guy!
You can thank me later.
