05.04.06

Teenage Mutant Ninja Pornstars

By Ali

As both a child of the 80s and a major tomboy, I grew up loving the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I wanted nothing more than to have my own Pizza Shooter van, and I thought Raphael was awesome. I never did like Michaelangelo because he refused to take anything seriously and I just wasn’t down with that, plus everyone else liked him and I didn’t want to be part of the status quo. He got all the fans, and all the popularity.

Apparently he got all the action, as well.

The video you are about to see is one of the most jaw-dropping things, strange as hell things I have ever seen (as of before I started working on this website, at least). I found it on Something Awful, and I have no idea where it originally came from, but I am glad it exists. Click on the image below to watch the movie file:

04.30.06

The Joys Of Rectal Birth: Male Pregnancy Exposé, Part Two

By Rob

Yesterday we began a look into the world of mpreg - male pregnancy. When I was originally sent this link, I figured it certainly must be one of the only sites devoted to such an odd fetish. As usual, my wishful thinking was just that. It seems that the mpreg empire spreads as far and wide as a man’s anus pushing out a baby, and thus demanded two posts to thoroughly explore it. So please, make sure you’ve seen part one, and then please continue:

As with any imaginary fetish, there tends to be a lot of artistic representations of male pregnancy. Most of them, as you’ve seen, come in the form of Photoshop manipulations, but I did enjoy these adorably primitive drawings from this site:

My first thought was “I really hope a kid drew those,” and then I realized that would mean a child was drawing pictures of naked pregnant men, so I revised my thought to “I hope a limbless retard drew those with his teeth.” And even then, they’re still not very good.

Thankfully, someone else has put a great deal more effort into the graphic representations of pregnant men. In fact, he’s created an entire comic book.

Power Man, a strange fusion of manipulated photos and MS Paint, follows the adventures of a superhero who becomes impregnated by his arch nemesis, The Purple Jester.

The creator of these comics, who goes by “Belly577″ and, I assume, is also playing the role of Power Man, seems to have a shared fetish for pregnant men and spandex. And really, when the results are this sexy, who can blame him?

You can find more of his work and the complete Power Man archives over at his Yahoo Group.

Still, of all the fantastic mpreg material on the web, my absolute favorite is BSB-and-PopMPregFics, a Yahoo Group devoted solely to stories about members of ‘N Sync and The Backstreet Boys getting pregnant. Sometimes these stories include graphic male-on-male boyband buggery, but mostly it’s just two of them, as lovers, dealing with their impending pregnancy. It’s about love, really.

A particularly epic tale entitled “Two In A Million” comes with the following summary: “JC and Lance are brought together by fate, but JC has a secret. How will Lance react when he finds out? Will they make it?” Well, I don’t know if they make it or not, because I couldn’t even begin to make it through twenty pages of Backdoor Boys erotic action - but I will give you a sampling:

He could see the fantasy now. His son would be beautiful. He would have of course the dark curls or would he have Lance’s straighter hair? Josh hoped whatever the outcome was the boy would have Lance’s apple green eyes. What if it was girl? Would she have JC’s smile or the same slight dimple in her right cheek as Lance? For the first time in a long time he wanted to use his ability to bear children instead of wishing it away.

In another story, “We’re Having A Baby,” boyband lovers Kevin Richardson and Howie Dorough discuss an experimental surgery which could finally bring them their own bun in the oven:

Kevin could feel Howie’s hands stroking his hair. “I know. Elective surgery always seems crazy to some people. Like getting a nose job or whatever. But I want to have a baby. It’s like it came to me in a dream. Maybe God was sending me a message. I don’t know, Kevin. I just know I really want to do this.”

Kevin sighed in resignation. “Okay, sugar. You’ve obviously got your mind made up. But the surgery isn’t reversible, is it? I mean, you’d be doing something to your body you’d have to live with forever. Isn’t that so?”

Howie nodded. “Yeah, once it’s there, it’s there.” He giggled. “Why would I go through all the trouble to get a uterus and then decide to take it out?”

If you’re a guy and the thought of Backstreet Boys pooping out children has got you all tickled pink, it’s probably time for you to start your own pregnancy. On the cybermalepregnancy Yahoo Group, men can start a virtual fantasy pregnancy experience with another man or woman. Find a cyberdaddy to impregnate you, find a cyber ob/gyn to monitor your baby, and then have a cyberbirth! “Todd” is looking for someone to help him deliver his baby:

Are there any people in the DFW, Texas area who would like to roleplay in person. I’m an attractive, SWM who has labored and birthed at home by myself several times. I accomplish this through the use of an expandable butt plug which I push out. Now I’m ready to share the experience with others…Looking for females and/or males to serve as my OB, coach and nursing staff. In turn, I would be willing to return the favor with those that help me with my labor… I love all things dealing with pregnancy and birth and enjoy watching videos which deal with those subjects. Would very much like to meet some people in person who share my pregnancy/birthing fantasies…Please respond.

Do you think he draws a little baby face on the butt plug so it seems more like a real infant when it comes out? Then his “doctor” wipes all of the smelly butt-slime off of his silicone baby, wraps it in a blanket, and hands it to him? Do you think he lays there, his ass sore and bleeding, coddling his smelly butt plug and telling it he loves it? I wasn’t able to get a photo of Todd’s beautiful baby, but I did create a mock-up of what it probably looks like:

Isn’t he adorable? The message board is full of all kinds of eerie windows into peoples’ fucked-up lives, like this message from “Jack”:

Cool group. My wife is pregnant by her black lover (in her 8th month now). She started bringing him home and fucking him in front of me. Now he fucks me in the ass as well. He tells me his seed is so powerful that even I might get pregnant (LOL). Love to hear more about everyone’s experiences.

“LOL! :D My wife’s silly black lover says the funniest things about his powerful seed while he fucks me in the ass! ROTFL!!” …I’ve always said that certain people just shouldn’t be allowed to breed. Jack has done an excellent job of validating my opinion.

Well, now you’ve seen how much fun male pregnancy can be - so boys, if you’re ready to start your nine month miracle, look no further than The Empathy Belly® Pregnancy Simulator. This clever device allows men to have all the sensations of being pregnant - even the baby kicking! It’s the perfect thing to wear while you jack off thinking about giving rectal birth.

And me? I just spent over an hour of my saturday looking at pictures of pregnant dudes. Awesome.

04.24.06

Silent Hill: Put a Little Rape in Your Heart

By Ali

With the release of the Silent Hill movie the other day I felt this would be appropriate. I’m a huge fan of the Silent Hill series, with more than a slight obsession with Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2. Why? Because he rapes things. Pyramid Head is a monster that rapes other monsters, and the fact that rape is in a video game at all is both really disturbing and fucking awesome.

I remember the first time I saw that infamous rape scene early on in Silent Hill 2. I just walked into a room expecting to find some ammo or maybe another weird monster I’d have to kill, and then I saw this shit (click for the animated .gif version):

My friend and I screamed initially, then watched the rest of the scene in silence, and when it was over she looked at me and said “… can we watch it again?” And watch it again we did! More times than I’d care to admit, actually.

Sadly, good ‘ol Pyramid Head only gets his rape on a couple of times in the game, and you don’t get to see the gorey details, but plenty of kind souls have taken it upon themselves to illustrate the act! I found many of the following pictures from this thread on gurochan.net.

But why leave all the fun to Pyramid Head? Let’s let some other monsters get in on the action!

Here is some gigantic penis-monster! How nice!

And this is probably the most disturbing one out of all of them, because it is a huge happy bunny with dripping slimy penises, and I am of the opinion that happy bunnies should not have dripping slimy penises.

The Silent Hill series is really fun, and the movie was pretty cool, so go see it and be on the lookout for my homeboy Pyramid Head.

Thanks to two tall guys named Jon for the pics and link!

04.23.06

Gorenography: Cute Anime Girls With Their Guts Ripped Out

By Rob

Our specialty here at Population Paste is bizarre porn. As such, we don’t feature any gory shit or aborted fetuses or war photos or whatever else other sites put up to horrify you. As grotesque as some of the things featured on our site can be, they only exist in the first place because someone out there found them sexually arousing. Inevitably though, someone out there - more than a few people, in fact - seem to find gory shit arousing. Specifically, they get their jollies from drawing graphic images of women being killed, raped, and mutilated in the most horrific and, honestly, creative of ways. And once again, it comes from our friends in Japan. We’ve had so much crazy shit coming out of Japan lately, we’ve added a Japan category to help you keep track of it.

Hentai, Japanese for “perverted,” is the (appropriate) Western term for Japanese anime and manga with sexual content. What makes hentai great is the bizarre Japanese imagination involved, which results in illustrations and animations of demon porn, tentacle rape, and - apparently - horrific mutilation porn.

One of our fine readers - who preferred to remain anonymous (probably because the FBI is already watching him), submitted a gallery of some of the finest examples of violent gore hentai. As horrendous as these are, you kind of have to appreciate the creativity displayed. They range from simple ideas, like a ball-gagged girl in a cabinet with her limbs chopped off:

And this touching moment where one girl slices off another girl’s breast:

To more elaborate ideas like a girl with her head hollowed out getting fucked in each end of her gaping brain cavity:

The two common themes seem to be cutting off limbs and gutting the genitals. Here’s a girl whose rectum and uterus have been blown out by giant fire crackers:

And another limbless girl, this one with her former arm reaching through her former stomach and out her former vagina:

And let’s not forget a pregnant girl with her breasts being ripped off by hooks:

Notice that, as with all Japanese porn, her genitals are censored out. Thank God, I wouldn’t want to be exposed to anything offensive.

My absolute favorite, though, is the girl whose guts and skin have been fitted around a urinal:

As incredibly sick and fucked up and wrong as that is… Damned if it isn’t undeniably creative. Still, if you jack off to this stuff you are a twisted fuck, I don’t care if it’s real or not.

For bigger versions of these images, and a lot more naked girls being gutted, check out this gallery and this gallery. I have no idea what that website is all about, but if you browse the gibberish category links on the left side, you’ll find pictures of dead babies, murder victims, really bad acne, mountains that look like genitals, and, for some reason, Chris Farley’s bloated dead body. Thanks again, internet, for ruining my day. And another special thanks to our anonymous tipster who sent us these lovely drawings. He told us he was strangely aroused by this type of imagery, to which I can only respond: Therapy. Expensive, long-term, in-depth psychotherapy. At any cost. Go. Now.

04.10.06

Flipper, Flipper, Cum in my Mouth : Dolphins and the Men Who Love Them

By Ali

I can’t remember the first time I found the Dolphin Sex FAQ, but I’m quite sure I was in my early teens, and it had a big impact on me. I think it was my first real hint that the internet wasn’t a place of fun and joy, but a place full of scary people who wanted weird sex. Sadly, dolphinsex.org is currently down, but the nice animal fuckers at zoophile.net have ensured that this precious information is not lost to the world. In addition to instructions on how to tell genders apart and how to gauge the sexual willingness of a dolphin, it contains the all-important tips to make sweet aquatic love to them.
There are many interesting parts in the article, but the best part by far is the “What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?” response. Here’s a few informative snippets, interspersed with pictures of dolphin genitalia:

WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward….

The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.

His tombstone could read “He died the way he lived: Sucking off Flipper.”

You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

While I don’t routinely go around looking for dolphin sex on the internet, I figured “If there’s a fucking FAQ dedicated to it, there’s probably some creepily drawn images of the act as well!” Sure enough, I found DolphinParadise, with both pictures and stories, as well as a large amount of photos of dolphin genitalia (as posted earlier).

I love bad artwork. I really do. And this is terrible. It’s like someone’s highschool art project gone horribly wrong.

And this one is an orca, not a dolphin, but it is pretty awesome and I doubt I’ll be making an orca-sex article any time soon. I love how the woman looks like a post-op transsexual with a really bad boob job.

Watching Flipper will never be the same for me again.

04.02.06

The Red Menace 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Ali

As a dame, I can say with great authority that being on the rag sucks. My Aunt Scarlet is visiting me right now, and the worst part about it is going to the bathroom and wiping away thick red chunks with toilet paper. Well, they’re usually red, but it’s towards the end of my period now so they’re more of a reddish black and have the consistency of snot. It’s every bit as appetizing as it sounds, I assure you.

But that’s besides the point. The point is that while it can be argued that I am a little off in the head, there are some broads out there with so many screws loose that they think painting pictures with their menstrual blood is a good idea. And not just finger-painting on their bodies, oh no. I’m talking Bristol board, watercolor brushes, then crosshatching with black ink. And it’s not just a handful of chicks doing this, it’s a bustling Livejournal community with nearly 500 members.

Before I discuss the drawings I feel I need to explain menstrual cups, one of which you can see in the photo below:

Before menstrual cups were around women had to put something absorbent in or near their cooch, which soaked up all the blood. By comparison, menstrual cups are inserted and catch each little drop of blood, which stays there until the girl removes it and dumps it out. Well, some girls had the bright idea of using the collected blood to paint with, and the results are contained in this entry.

Most of the time the paintings are drawings of awkward women or vulvas or flowers, like so:

But sometimes drawing female imagery isn’t enough, and they feel the need to draw pop culture icons with their blood. I was horrified enough to find this community in the first place, so you can imagine my surprise when I saw my favorite Star Wars characters rendered in blood.

Is that all? No, of course not! There’s also this heartwarming drawing of Matthew McConaughey:

In a roundabout way I can comprehend drawing vulvas and pixies out of your own blood, it’s all very feminine and this could be a way of reclaiming womanhood or some new age retro hippie bullshit, but Matthew McConaughey? He doesn’t really strike me as a symbol of fertility and the Goddess element in all of us.

But then again, neither does Megaman and they fucking painted him with their uterine linings, too!

So by all means go to the blood_art community and watch a bunch of Boho and goth chicks paint shit with their cooters, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

And let it be known that I witnessed Rob coin the term “muff marinara” last night, so if the term takes off I can look all smug and say “Yeah, you know the term ‘muff marinara’? I KNOW THAT GUY!” and then everyone will want to touch me. Unless they read this entry and know about my snot-like black menses, in which case I guess they won’t!