10.23.06
Gays Gone Goofy

It never ceases to blow my mind how many talented artists draw really fucking weird sexual imagery. Rob Clarke is one such artist. His works run the whole gay gamut, from your typical leathermen/cops/marines to defecating clowns (?!).
Rob is an illustrator who focuses on erotic gay imagery, with all of his men done in the hunky Tom of Finland style. Setting his work apart from other gay artwork I’ve seen (not that I’ve seen a lot or anything!) is that his images typically have a humorous side to them. At least I hope humor was the intended outcome, as I’d like to think that gay illustration aficionados don’t regularly fantasize about Joe Camel orgies:

Rob’s site has a whole section of holiday-oriented artwork, including tax day and even the under-appreciated groundhog day. This little guy predicts six more weeks of anal fisting:

The fun continues in a series of illustrations, many of them famous people in various stages of undress. I’m pointing this one out because why the fuck does half-dolphin David Bowie have half-dog David Bowie on a leash?

Rob seems to have a heightened interest in bodily functions, as is evidenced by the numerous defecating half-donkey men and farting cowboys. Apparently the Wild West was full of beefcake men who would frequently strip down to their boots and hold erotic fart rodeos:

There is also quite a bit of focus on men that are either dressed as animals or turning into them. My personal favorites are the men turning into donkeys a-la Pinocchio, but nude and with muscles bulging and schlongs flopping. There’s many more illustrations of otherwise normal men with animal features (curly pig tails or bunny ears) and men dressed as animals scattered throughout the site. Cock-a-doodle-doo indeed!

As always, I like to save the best for last. There’s one part of the site, the Poodle Parlor, that’s focused on the farting, shitting poodle boy. Each image is animated and accompanied by a dog-related joke. It’s really hard to pick out the single creepiest part of the poodle images. Is it the little white pompadour with the bow attached to a nude man? Is it the fact that he’s farting up a storm in two of the images? Is it the fucking butterflies? You tell me.

And even though this isn’t really erotic or anything, I figured I’d share the link to the Poodle Fitness video because it’s been making the rounds lately and it’s creepy as fuck:













Teague said,
October 24, 2006 at 12:53 am
Hey, that poodle woman has some mad ganglion cysts.
Becca said,
October 24, 2006 at 1:45 am
Wow that’s strange stuff. ..dizzy.. poodle us is clute.
nightshade said,
October 27, 2006 at 8:44 am
fucking wierd, just wierd
Math Team said,
October 31, 2006 at 2:29 pm
I love the drag and drop flash animations on that website, hilarious!
Hairpie said,
November 1, 2006 at 5:48 am
I want a new article dang it, its halloween.
chelchik said,
November 1, 2006 at 6:36 am
With all that farting going on, I bet the artist has a love for enemas. ;)
(Maybe) said,
November 3, 2006 at 12:42 am
That ‘Groundhog Day’ one made me choke a little on my drink.
Oh, and I so love the double Bowie thing. Tis bizzare.
Keep it up, guys!
afuckaday.blogspot.com/ said,
November 4, 2006 at 6:55 pm
oh well.
true filth !!!
love it !
http://afuckaday.blogspot.com/
woz5999 said,
November 8, 2006 at 4:28 pm
i was hoping for an election day special :(
Robin the mad photographer said,
November 20, 2006 at 9:44 pm
Rob, I think I’ve found some new inspiration for yet another installment of “OMG WTF?!?!” here on Population Paste:
http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561
A friend of mine felt compelled to post this in her LiveJournal, and recommended at least 200 cc of bleach STAT for the necessary post-viewing brain bleaching. (The handpuppet poking his, um, face directly into the camera in front of the, er, action is just the cherry on the shit sundae, trust me…) Considering this covers umpteen of your PP categories (animals, furry and fuckin’ weird, for starters), it seems like prime material for your next installment here…which is seriously overdue, you realize. *taps foot impatiently*
(Oh, and have a great Thanksgiving!)
rachel said,
December 4, 2006 at 11:54 pm
I OFFICIALLY DECLARE THIS SITE DEAD!
by not updating for 5-6 weeks you are dead to me ;_;
remember how we used to used to walk along the banks of the river and laugh about summers past? oh, how i miss those days.
woof said,
December 5, 2006 at 5:10 am
we can safely blame Rob Clarke for many things, but dog bowie isn’t one of them.
woof said,
December 5, 2006 at 5:12 am
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gouster/ddogspic.jpg
Nympho said,
September 24, 2007 at 6:52 am
OH MY GOD, I swear I have seen these exact pictures. One of my friends probably sent them to me or something.