Alright alright, I admit I’m a horrible person for taking some time off to go on vacation, rock out, and call up Rob while blasted on cheap beer at 1AM to threaten his life (for reasons I can’t quite recall). It was fun, but now it’s back to the old grind. And I know Rob’s been busy too, what with having to fill in as temporary chairperson of his local NAMBLA chapter and all, so please excuse him for that. “So many little boys, so little time,” as the old adage goes, heh.

But enough distractions. I came to bring the pain, hardcore from the internet. And today, pain has taken the form of gigantic furry cocks. And titties. Sometimes on the same creature. Enter Gideon’s Corral.

So there’s this whole macrophile thing, right? It’s a fetish that revolves around amazingly huge things, be they people, furries, or just their genitalia. The above image is a prime example: There’s some sultry sabre-toothed damsel, with cleavage that puts Pandora Peaks to shame, paired with a big furry sheath, and testicles nearly as large as the creature’s breasts. For contrast there is a small… well I don’t know what it is, but it’s furry and snuggled deep in the sabre-tooth’s bosom. And there you have it: It’s like Venus of Willendorf for the 21st century, if only Venus was an intersexed furry.

Now if there’s any one creature renowned for their massive members, it’s the horse. I can’t count the times I’ve referred to a particularly well-endowed, uhh, “gentleman caller” as having a horsecock. With this ill rep, it’s no surprise that horses play a prominent role in Gideon’s art. But rather than having the standard massive horse-sized cock, they have genitals so large and swollen that they’d probably pass out and die from lack of blood to the brain the first time they got an erection.

But this is all fantasy, and in a fantasy world there are no limits to the amount of blood that can be shifted around in one’s bloodstream or the size of one’s genitals. There’s also no limit to what species can be depicted, so here we have two of my favorite mythological beasts getting it on: A beautiful unicorn having her titties licked by a badass red dragon.

Season’s greetings! Here’s a little holiday display from two reindeer.

This was one of the more perplexing images on the site: A sabre-tooth cat with a cock the size of a leg, tormenting a guy going to a keg party? I don’t get it.

Back to the horse theme! Here’s a picture of a clydesdale clearing out the red light district with a blast of semen:

… and here he is doing some freelance demolition work:

Now I’d like to go on record saying that drawing in three-point perspective is fucking hard as hell. You have three vanishing points so you’ve really got to line everything up just right or it’s going to look all right. And not only has Gideon done that, but he’s managed to cover it in some pretty impressive-looking semen. Kudos, Gideon.

Gideon’s range isn’t limited to strictly furry faces though, there are human faces as well. See for yourself: A zebra centaur woman with NIPPLES TWICE THE SIZE OF HER HEAD and a cock vein the size of her arm. Nice.

Lastly, a little tribute to the comic book fans out there! Check this bodacious bat-babe out:

So if gigantic ejaculating horses are your thing, visit Gideon’s Corral today!

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