Today is a special day here in America. Today, people all across the country gather together and light fireworks to celebrate the birth of the mighty, arrogant, imperialistic, cancerous empire of greed I proudly call home.

So, in the spirit of the holiday, I’d like to present a little movie that’s simply all too perfect for the occasion. This originates from BME’s video site, a body modification empire which is unquestionably home to the hardest shit on the internet. Hands down, these guys are the kings, and have been for many years - peruse their site and prepare to be more impressed/disgusted than you ever have before. But first….

Happy 4th Of July, fuckers.

Yes, those are five fire crackers. Yes, it’s real. Yes, that is the most fucked penis I’ve ever seen, too. Have a great day!

Posted in severe pain at 12:56 pm