EDITOR’S NOTE: Since I’m still busy, and Ali is on yet another vacation (tell her how you feel about that), today’s article comes from special guest author Tiffy. Tiffy is meaner, angrier, and far less tolerant of the world around her than both Ali and myself combined, so I trust you’ll enjoy her rantings - if not, direct hate mail here. ~Rob

“Does your wife enjoy teasing your cock to throbbing erection only to laugh at it… and then offer her sweet mouth and pussy to another man to enjoy while you remain DENIED?” God willing, your first thought upon reading that should have been “Fuck no! I’d stab that bitch in the FACE! FUCKING WHORE!” But if it wasn’t, and it caused you to sport a mighty erection, then do we ever have the website for you, you useless sissified eunuch.

Allow me to school you about cuckolding and male chastity, courtesy of the charmingly-named Fuck My Slut Bride. For those of you who are blissfully unaware of this confusing sexual world, a cuckold is the husband of a sexually unfaithful wife. It’s important to note that the helplessness and humiliation resulting from the situation is a turn-on for these people, whereas most dudes I know would beat and/or divorce this slut, post-haste. They embrace the idea that they are not man enough to service their wives, so someone else (a “bull”) should do so, while he is denied sexual contact with the woman who apparently thought he was good enough to marry way back when. I’m entirely unsure as to why a woman would be into this, but what do I know? Apparently my kinks fall quite short of the cuckold level.

FMSB bills itself as “an Internet resource dedicated to educating and encouraging hotwife marriages in a D/s context”. Apparently “hotwife” is the proper term, regardless of the hotness of said wifey, and yes, it’s all one word. Grammar gets no respect here in the world of cuckoldry! Huzzah!

There are profiles of various and sundry fucked-up folks, including this guy:

He says that:

“It all started about two years ago when my beautiful wife announced that I was not satisfying her and she was going to look elsewhere for her satisfaction. I guess this was not surprising given my four inch disability. I have not been in my wife for almost two years now and she regularly finds black studs to fulfill her needs. I help her prepare for her ‘dates’. I do her hair, makeup, and dress. While she is out finding her pleasure I stay at home and do my assigned tasks such as laundry, vacuuming, or washing dishes. She now has me in panties whenever I am at home. I have learned to enjoy being a cuckolded wimp. This is my true role, nature has dictated that I serve my wife in a non sexual manner while she enjoys the real men. My paycheck is now deposited directly into her bank account. Everything that I do is in service of my wife, for her pleasure.”

Firstly, four inches looks to be an exaggeration to me. Please, sir, with your lies. Secondly, what the fuck is it with these “hotwife” chicks and black dudes? Is it like this bizarre Asian girl fetish all you men have? I’m not saying that Denzel isn’t a worthy fantasy. I’m just saying that I personally don’t spend all day looking for African meat, you know? And finally, if your man can help you do your hair and makeup, you don’t need to worry about him being a cuck - it means he’s gay. Call yourself a fag hag like I do and get over it.

By the way, site founder Luvr even claims that some of the men he lords over have “… beg[ged] me to neuter them to show their love for me and their wife.”

Let me tell you something. I can believe that some men could get off on being humiliated by their wives, and being “forced” to submit to another man’s supposed penile supremacy. Seems like a fairly straight-forward BDSM thing to me. But, dude? When you want someone to hack off your nuts as a symbol of your love for your wife who is openly fucking cheating on you, not to mention viciously mocking your lack of virility and masculinity, you need some extensive in-patient therapy. It’s what changes a slightly sad and creepy fetish into a full-blown psychological disorder.

The forums here are woefully underutilized, but FMSB member jason_garnet pretty much spells out my own personal fantasy in a recent posting:

“Over the course of our relationship, she did start to enjoy some of the freedoms I had suggested she take, and did take control over certain parts of my life. She routinely had me come clean her apartment for her, do chores, laundry, etc… Occasionally she would have me take her on a spontaneous shopping spree, or withdraw money from an ATM for her. I was very turned on knowing I was slowly becoming her financial slave and chore boy.”

So, this guy doesn’t actually get to fuck this woman or do any normal relationship-type things with her, but he does get to foot the bill for her spending sprees and be her errand boy. Holy shit. This means that there are actually men out there who will give you their money, clean your bathroom, and never ask for a blowjob. My mind is thoroughly and completely shattered by this concept. It also makes me think they are more than a little bit stupid, but it is what it is.

The forum members also share some information which I really, really wish I had not come across (no pun intended):

ORIGINAL POST: “I’ve been cuckolded voluntarily for three years now. My wife gets great pleasure out of fucking her lover in front of me and watching as i lick his sperm from her pussy…. or anus. A place i was never allowed to go by the way.”

RESPONSE: “Ever since the first time my wife took her lover over 5 years ago she has brought me a ‘gift’ when she returns home. That gift is held in her vagina till she gets home and climbs onto my face and tells me to accept the gift. Her lover has multiple orgasms most times and fills her vagina with much more cum than I could ever give. Since I am bisexual and submissive I get turned on by this offering and clean her completely. After she is clean I must give her a couple more orgasms with my mouth and fingers until she is satisfied and goes to sleep.

I am both stimulated and embarassed by eating his cum but my wife enjoys the sense of power and control this activity provides as well as her position sitting on top of my mouth and pushing her ‘gift’ into me. We both are stimulated by this and it is a normal thing she does when she returns.”

Well… well. Not only do I find it morally abhorrent, but totally fucking gross, too. A man sucking another man’s spooge out of my gooey snatch is probably one of the more gag-worthy things I’ve thought about today. Thanks, FMSB!

As for the whole male chastity thing, they’ve got a whole section on Enforced Cuckold Chastity & Denial. This would obviously involve the use of hideous props, because that’s what we like here at Population Paste. We also like ladies with man-face, so here you go:

Luvr proclaims that, “In some cases I have only locked a cuckold’s penis up as punishment for rubbing it without permission or cumming without permission. In other cases, I have required cucks to be locked up whenever out of direct supervision. In most cases when I’m fucking a wife in the cuck’s presence, I prefer to him not locked so we can see and increase his excitement while at the same time denying him use of it. When in a more devious mood, I’ll lock his penis up so we can watch it struggle in confinement while he watches.”

Seriously, y’all. God knows I’ve fantasized about a man in my bedroom struggling in confinement, but it has never involved this:

Anyway, the chastity images alone should make you scream in horror. Behold the penile contortions!








And just for good measure:

Bon appetit, fuckers!

Posted in severe pain, fuckin' weird at 12:29 pm