I should start by acknowledging how scant the updates have been lately, and assuring you all that no, the internet has not run out of porn. We’ve merely been busy. Well, I’ve been busy, Ali has more or less been on vacation, so please, send her an e-mail or ten and tell her exactly what you think about that. Anyway, regular updates should resume in the near future - thanks for waiting ever-so-patiently for more smut. And now, on to today’s article…

You have to give disabled people a lot of credit. In the face of adversity, many of them live fuller, happier lives than the average able-bodied person - and none of them ever want to hear the phrase “you can’t do that.” Nor, apparently, the phrase “please, please, don’t do that,” as they certainly must have heard when they decided to pose naked on the internet. Yes, it’s time to find out what happens when gimps… go wild.

The topic of disability fetishism is too broad for the scope of this particular article, but rest assured, it exists. For whatever reason, some people get crazy boners over deformed, amputated, or otherwise physically challenged individuals. I’m not saying disabled people can’t be attractive - but to be specifically interested in chicks with stumps is… well, it’s kind of weird. Regardless, you won’t find a more entertaining source of disability porn than Gimps Gone Wild.

GGW is run by two disabled people - Kitten and Mike - and seems sincere in its desire to provide the handicapped with a means of sexual expression. Unfortunately, most of its models wouldn’t have any sex appeal even they weren’t gimps.

But enough talk - let’s meet some of the models. In the girls section, there are amputees like Fantasy:

Wheelchair-bound paraplegics, like Southern Sweets:

And the site’s co-founder, Kitten, who makes the other gimps look downright boring with her Osteogenesis Imperfecta - I’m not even exactly sure what that is, but the name alone is pretty hardcore:

For more photos of Kitten, and to order full photo sets or even prints - visit her photo page

Honestly though, the site really starts to reach its true potential when it gets to the men, and the white trash factor increases tenfold. Quadriplegic model Superman, for example, says of his hobbies: “Love to paint and design exotic dancer clothes. Research and development is fun too.” Oh, Supe’s a wily one! He adds: “I’ve got a Texas accent that becomes stronger the hornier I get.” Well, you’re all going to have Texas accents after seeing his photos:

Or perhaps you crave a harder edge, like the hook-armed manliness of Bear Claw:

I bet dude does some kinky shit with that hook - but not half as kinky as what Billie here does with his LITTLE FLIPPER ARMS!!!

Incidentally, Billie has degrees in computational mathematics and theoretical computer science, and a hobby of selling his used socks on eBay. He also has LITTLE FLIPPER ARMS!!!!

Billie is my fucking hero. Straight up. Because honestly, I bet the dude gets crazy laid. He has the royal flush of sympathy cards - he can’t reach his own penis! Really ladies, could you look at Billie’s puppy dog eyes, and his little flipper arms and how tragically far away they are from his dick, and then not give him a blowjob? …That’s what I thought.

Anyway, let’s move on to Dragon, who’s kind of like a gothic cowboy. A chubby, paraplegic gothic cowboy, even.

Unfortunately none of the samples on GGW’s site ever really get to the good dirty stuff - you’ll have to pay for that. But here’s a titillating taste of what awaits you in the Dragon’s lair:

What’s great about Gimps Gone Wild is that its humor rarely has anything to do with the fact that the models are disabled. In the case of Your Fantasy Man, his missing leg is just icing on the cake of awesomeness:

“Your Fantasy Man” seems to be the debonair playboy of the gimps. You can tell he gets all kinds of weird with girls and wants them to lick his stump and shit like that. And really, with a sex face like this, I bet they don’t even hesitate:

For a lot more gimps going a lot more wild, head on over to Gimps Gone Wild and buy yourself some sexy photos. If you need any more persuading, I’ll close with what might be my favorite sample photo from the site:

Fuck. Yeah.

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