For me, Population Paste has been, among other things, an educational experience. The amazing submissions we receive every day have added tremendously to my already frighteningly extensive knowledge of fringe fetishes and abhorable behaviors. I’m not entirely sure that’s a good thing, but hey, everyone has to have a hobby, right?

One of the strange themes I’ve seen running through a lot of porn of late is the desire amongst men to see women humiliated and degraded. Feminists would argue that this has always been the case, but when you see people like Max Hardcore enjoying such tremendous popularity, it’s clear the humiliation bar has been significantly raised (incidentally, max hardcore is a bit too mainstream to warrant an entry on population paste, but he’s a worthy footnote - the idea that someone could get off to a creepy old cowboy geezer gagging acne-assed white trash sluts with his piss until they vomit all over his wrinkly cock makes about as much sense to me as, say, full-grown men dressing up in diapers and being bottle-fed. but i digress).

Personally, I’m not into degrading women - whatever is lacking in some mens’ lives that requires them to use sex as a means of gaining power is apparently not lacking in my own life. But, if it was, my first stop for masturbation fodder would be Sicko Games.

Sicko Games is essentially the Fear Factor of the porn world. They have TV-style episodes featuring competitions where naked girls compete in a variety of grotesque, degrading stunts with sexual themes. The winners get paid for their efforts. The losers go home empty-handed. It’s all presented in kind of a light-hearted, fratboy-humor tone. I’m less disturbed by the content of the show and more disturbed that people actually pay money to watch these episodes, and somehow get off on them.

Here’s a selection of some of the games girls participate in on Sicko Games - the descriptions are direct from the site’s full listing of events:

Hot Sauce Blowjob: Each girl must roll a dice to determine how many spoons of hot sauce will be placed on the guy’s dick. She will then give a blowjob for one minute. The girl who gives the guy with the stiffest boner at the end of the 1 minute wins. (Judged by the host)

Cunt Stretching: Girls take markers and insert them one by one until their pussies can’t handle it anymore.  The largest number wins.

Ho Train: Each girl has her wrists bound and is dragged down with a rope down a long plastic mat filled with oil, ketchup, eggs, worms, etc.  Along the way she must pickup dead rotting fish from one bowl and place them in a second using her mouth.  Fastest time wins.

Wait a minute. Rotting fish? Honestly, if naked girls carrying rotting fish meat in their mouth across a floor of worms and catchup gets you off, you’re probably just a few steps away from thinking this guy had the right idea. Anyway, let’s continue…

How Deep Can You Go - Anal? Each girl will take a 2 foot Double-Sided Dildo and insert it into her asshole as far as she can. The girl who can insert it the deepest wins.

Snot Rockets: The girl selects a male partner who draws 3 bullseyes on her: two around her nipples and one around her pussy. The bullseye is worth 10 points, the inner ring is worth 5 points and the outer ring is worth 1 point.  The guys stand on top of a ladder and blow snot rockets from their nose to the target. The girl with the most points wins.

Tea Baggin’: “Tea bagging” occurs when a man stands over a girl and drops his nut sack onto her head.  In this game guys drop their balls into a bowl of filled with various substances such as soy sauce, vinegar, and urine.  They then tea bag a girl.  She gets points by correctly guessing the substance based on the taste of his balls.

Okay, so those are kind of fucked up, but it gets worse…

Turd Flinging: A bullseye is drawn around a girls tits and her pussy.  A male partner is selected and must throw 3 dried up turds at the girl from 15 feet away.  Whoever hits the most targets wins.

Worm Blowjob: Each girl rolls a die to determine how many worms she must stick in her mouth.  She must give a blowjob to a guy for 1 minute with the worms in her mouth.  If completed she gets 3 points.

Now those are the main games. However, if a girl comes in last place in the main competition, she has to spin the wheel of shame:

The wheel of shame contains the most grotesque of the stunts, including Be The Dog (girl is leashed and forced to eat dog food), Fart Test (girl’s face is farted on numerous times), Piss Pops (girl has to eat frozen urine popsicles), Shit Snorkel (girl has to wear snorkeling gear and then smash her face into a fresh pile of shit for 10 seconds), Skid Mark Gas Mask (girl has to wear shit-stained underwear on her face), Toe Lickin (girl has to lick garlic powder and mayonnaise off of a guy’s dirty foot), and, my personal favorite, Pubes Pizza, where pubes are cut from numerous mens’ genitals and placed on a slice of cheese pizza, which the girl must then eat:

And, of course, all contestants of Sicko Games get “properly fucked” in front of the camera.

You know, I realize dippy stripper chicks have bills to pay, or accidental children to take care of, or coke habits to support, but honestly, if getting fucked on camera for money is considered a last financial resort, where the hell does Sicko Games fit in? There are thousands and thousands of outlets for standard, guy-fucks-girl, girl-fucks-girl porn which pay perfectly well and do not involve worm blowjobs and shit snorkels. Consider also that according to the FAQ, the average budget of an episode of Sicko Girls is $5000, which includes all of the equipment and production, so you can figure these girls probably aren’t getting much more than a few hundred bucks to spend a full day getting assfucked and pissed on while covered in mayonnaise. It makes you wonder how any girl gets involved in something like this - that is, until you see this clip of some of the contestants being interviewed, and realize most of them seem to be borderline retarded.

For some full-motion previews of Sicko Games, I encourage you to watch all of the trailers on their site, and take a tour to see if wasabi blowjobs are what’s been missing from your porn collection.

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