Men love lesbian porn, right? The idea that one “girl = good, two girls = better” is an integral part of male sexuality. But what if you want all the perks of two sets of bouncing boobies without the hassles of, oh I don’t know, legs and the ability to do anything more than wiggle around on the ground?

Apparently the fetish for multi-limbed people is more prevalent than I had previously believed. In Multiple-Limbed Mayhem I explored the male-oriented part of this fetish, so it’s long-past due for a peek into the female-oriented site, ConjoinedDreams, where all of these pictures are from.

Although conjoined twins are identical by definition, in the magical world of conjoined fetishes you can be fraternal twins or possibly even unrelated! From what I gather, there may be a mysterious fluid that will cause your body to fuse with another’s (as written about in quite a few stories). It’s a ridiculous premise, but now that I think about it, it would be nice if someone could splash that fluid on me and maybe Tobey Maguire.

I actually really appreciate the lengths some people go to in order to make their fantasies come to life. It’s not enough to think about a woman with multiple limbs, or look at pictures of Cheng and Eng and jerk yourself off into multi-limb oblivion. No, you gotta whip out the old Photoshop and make your dreams come to life. Especially if you dream of women joined at the pelvis, and one’s pussy is the other’s anus. Look at the image below: I’m curious if fucking that hole would count as sodomy or not.

One aspect that seems to be implied by the conjoined fantasy is the idea of not only fucking two girls at once, but fucking twin sisters.

I’ll be perfectly honest here, I was originally going to write about how conjoined twins form and that wanting to fuck conjoined twins BECAUSE they’re conjoined is a little messed up, but I’d rather write about this fun little fact I discovered through my research just now: There is a protein called Sonic hedgehog (named after the game character) which determines where your middle is, and if you’re deficient in it then you end up with one eye and no nose, like that adorable little one-eyed kitten. It’s funny they named it Sonic hedgehog, and I now firmly believe that more things need to be named after video game characters for the sake of the ensuing awkward medical conversations. “I’m sorry son, your Mario and Luigi glands aren’t producing enough goomba.”

Honestly, looking at all this shit makes me feel really bad for the Hensel twins, a cute pair of conjoined teenage girls. They seem to be getting along fine as they are, but you just KNOW that the conjoined-fetish community has a fucking count-down to the day they turn 18.

Of course, no fantasy this far out would be complete without the disturbing not-even-close-to-realistic 3D renders. I’d like to think that the reason the blonde chick is so surprised is her brunette sister just let one rip.

And finally, two-headed and four-titted furries. I swear man, whatever fetish you can find, be it gynophagia or adult babies or insanely swollen genitals, you will find furries. They’re like the cockroaches of the fetish world, they get everywhere and there’s no stopping them.

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