06.30.06
By Tiffy
EDITOR’S NOTE: Since I’m still busy, and Ali is on yet another vacation (tell her how you feel about that), today’s article comes from special guest author Tiffy. Tiffy is meaner, angrier, and far less tolerant of the world around her than both Ali and myself combined, so I trust you’ll enjoy her rantings - if not, direct hate mail here. ~Rob
“Does your wife enjoy teasing your cock to throbbing erection only to laugh at it… and then offer her sweet mouth and pussy to another man to enjoy while you remain DENIED?” God willing, your first thought upon reading that should have been “Fuck no! I’d stab that bitch in the FACE! FUCKING WHORE!” But if it wasn’t, and it caused you to sport a mighty erection, then do we ever have the website for you, you useless sissified eunuch.
Allow me to school you about cuckolding and male chastity, courtesy of the charmingly-named Fuck My Slut Bride. For those of you who are blissfully unaware of this confusing sexual world, a cuckold is the husband of a sexually unfaithful wife. It’s important to note that the helplessness and humiliation resulting from the situation is a turn-on for these people, whereas most dudes I know would beat and/or divorce this slut, post-haste. They embrace the idea that they are not man enough to service their wives, so someone else (a “bull”) should do so, while he is denied sexual contact with the woman who apparently thought he was good enough to marry way back when. I’m entirely unsure as to why a woman would be into this, but what do I know? Apparently my kinks fall quite short of the cuckold level.
FMSB bills itself as “an Internet resource dedicated to educating and encouraging hotwife marriages in a D/s context”. Apparently “hotwife” is the proper term, regardless of the hotness of said wifey, and yes, it’s all one word. Grammar gets no respect here in the world of cuckoldry! Huzzah!
There are profiles of various and sundry fucked-up folks, including this guy:
He says that:
“It all started about two years ago when my beautiful wife announced that I was not satisfying her and she was going to look elsewhere for her satisfaction. I guess this was not surprising given my four inch disability. I have not been in my wife for almost two years now and she regularly finds black studs to fulfill her needs. I help her prepare for her ‘dates’. I do her hair, makeup, and dress. While she is out finding her pleasure I stay at home and do my assigned tasks such as laundry, vacuuming, or washing dishes. She now has me in panties whenever I am at home. I have learned to enjoy being a cuckolded wimp. This is my true role, nature has dictated that I serve my wife in a non sexual manner while she enjoys the real men. My paycheck is now deposited directly into her bank account. Everything that I do is in service of my wife, for her pleasure.”
Firstly, four inches looks to be an exaggeration to me. Please, sir, with your lies. Secondly, what the fuck is it with these “hotwife” chicks and black dudes? Is it like this bizarre Asian girl fetish all you men have? I’m not saying that Denzel isn’t a worthy fantasy. I’m just saying that I personally don’t spend all day looking for African meat, you know? And finally, if your man can help you do your hair and makeup, you don’t need to worry about him being a cuck - it means he’s gay. Call yourself a fag hag like I do and get over it.
By the way, site founder Luvr even claims that some of the men he lords over have “… beg[ged] me to neuter them to show their love for me and their wife.”
Let me tell you something. I can believe that some men could get off on being humiliated by their wives, and being “forced” to submit to another man’s supposed penile supremacy. Seems like a fairly straight-forward BDSM thing to me. But, dude? When you want someone to hack off your nuts as a symbol of your love for your wife who is openly fucking cheating on you, not to mention viciously mocking your lack of virility and masculinity, you need some extensive in-patient therapy. It’s what changes a slightly sad and creepy fetish into a full-blown psychological disorder.
The forums here are woefully underutilized, but FMSB member jason_garnet pretty much spells out my own personal fantasy in a recent posting:
“Over the course of our relationship, she did start to enjoy some of the freedoms I had suggested she take, and did take control over certain parts of my life. She routinely had me come clean her apartment for her, do chores, laundry, etc… Occasionally she would have me take her on a spontaneous shopping spree, or withdraw money from an ATM for her. I was very turned on knowing I was slowly becoming her financial slave and chore boy.”
So, this guy doesn’t actually get to fuck this woman or do any normal relationship-type things with her, but he does get to foot the bill for her spending sprees and be her errand boy. Holy shit. This means that there are actually men out there who will give you their money, clean your bathroom, and never ask for a blowjob. My mind is thoroughly and completely shattered by this concept. It also makes me think they are more than a little bit stupid, but it is what it is.
The forum members also share some information which I really, really wish I had not come across (no pun intended):
ORIGINAL POST: “I’ve been cuckolded voluntarily for three years now. My wife gets great pleasure out of fucking her lover in front of me and watching as i lick his sperm from her pussy…. or anus. A place i was never allowed to go by the way.”
RESPONSE: “Ever since the first time my wife took her lover over 5 years ago she has brought me a ‘gift’ when she returns home. That gift is held in her vagina till she gets home and climbs onto my face and tells me to accept the gift. Her lover has multiple orgasms most times and fills her vagina with much more cum than I could ever give. Since I am bisexual and submissive I get turned on by this offering and clean her completely. After she is clean I must give her a couple more orgasms with my mouth and fingers until she is satisfied and goes to sleep.
I am both stimulated and embarassed by eating his cum but my wife enjoys the sense of power and control this activity provides as well as her position sitting on top of my mouth and pushing her ‘gift’ into me. We both are stimulated by this and it is a normal thing she does when she returns.”
Well… well. Not only do I find it morally abhorrent, but totally fucking gross, too. A man sucking another man’s spooge out of my gooey snatch is probably one of the more gag-worthy things I’ve thought about today. Thanks, FMSB!
As for the whole male chastity thing, they’ve got a whole section on Enforced Cuckold Chastity & Denial. This would obviously involve the use of hideous props, because that’s what we like here at Population Paste. We also like ladies with man-face, so here you go:
Luvr proclaims that, “In some cases I have only locked a cuckold’s penis up as punishment for rubbing it without permission or cumming without permission. In other cases, I have required cucks to be locked up whenever out of direct supervision. In most cases when I’m fucking a wife in the cuck’s presence, I prefer to him not locked so we can see and increase his excitement while at the same time denying him use of it. When in a more devious mood, I’ll lock his penis up so we can watch it struggle in confinement while he watches.”
Seriously, y’all. God knows I’ve fantasized about a man in my bedroom struggling in confinement, but it has never involved this:
Anyway, the chastity images alone should make you scream in horror. Behold the penile contortions!
And just for good measure:
Bon appetit, fuckers!
Posted in
severe pain,
fuckin' weird at 12:29 pm
06.22.06
By Rob
I should start by acknowledging how scant the updates have been lately, and assuring you all that no, the internet has not run out of porn. We’ve merely been busy. Well, I’ve been busy, Ali has more or less been on vacation, so please, send her an e-mail or ten and tell her exactly what you think about that. Anyway, regular updates should resume in the near future - thanks for waiting ever-so-patiently for more smut. And now, on to today’s article…
You have to give disabled people a lot of credit. In the face of adversity, many of them live fuller, happier lives than the average able-bodied person - and none of them ever want to hear the phrase “you can’t do that.” Nor, apparently, the phrase “please, please, don’t do that,” as they certainly must have heard when they decided to pose naked on the internet. Yes, it’s time to find out what happens when gimps… go wild.
The topic of disability fetishism is too broad for the scope of this particular article, but rest assured, it exists. For whatever reason, some people get crazy boners over deformed, amputated, or otherwise physically challenged individuals. I’m not saying disabled people can’t be attractive - but to be specifically interested in chicks with stumps is… well, it’s kind of weird. Regardless, you won’t find a more entertaining source of disability porn than Gimps Gone Wild.
GGW is run by two disabled people - Kitten and Mike - and seems sincere in its desire to provide the handicapped with a means of sexual expression. Unfortunately, most of its models wouldn’t have any sex appeal even they weren’t gimps.
But enough talk - let’s meet some of the models. In the girls section, there are amputees like Fantasy:
Wheelchair-bound paraplegics, like Southern Sweets:
And the site’s co-founder, Kitten, who makes the other gimps look downright boring with her Osteogenesis Imperfecta - I’m not even exactly sure what that is, but the name alone is pretty hardcore:
For more photos of Kitten, and to order full photo sets or even prints - visit her photo page
Honestly though, the site really starts to reach its true potential when it gets to the men, and the white trash factor increases tenfold. Quadriplegic model Superman, for example, says of his hobbies: “Love to paint and design exotic dancer clothes. Research and development is fun too.” Oh, Supe’s a wily one! He adds: “I’ve got a Texas accent that becomes stronger the hornier I get.” Well, you’re all going to have Texas accents after seeing his photos:
Or perhaps you crave a harder edge, like the hook-armed manliness of Bear Claw:
I bet dude does some kinky shit with that hook - but not half as kinky as what Billie here does with his LITTLE FLIPPER ARMS!!!
Incidentally, Billie has degrees in computational mathematics and theoretical computer science, and a hobby of selling his used socks on eBay. He also has LITTLE FLIPPER ARMS!!!!
Billie is my fucking hero. Straight up. Because honestly, I bet the dude gets crazy laid. He has the royal flush of sympathy cards - he can’t reach his own penis! Really ladies, could you look at Billie’s puppy dog eyes, and his little flipper arms and how tragically far away they are from his dick, and then not give him a blowjob? …That’s what I thought.
Anyway, let’s move on to Dragon, who’s kind of like a gothic cowboy. A chubby, paraplegic gothic cowboy, even.
Unfortunately none of the samples on GGW’s site ever really get to the good dirty stuff - you’ll have to pay for that. But here’s a titillating taste of what awaits you in the Dragon’s lair:
What’s great about Gimps Gone Wild is that its humor rarely has anything to do with the fact that the models are disabled. In the case of Your Fantasy Man, his missing leg is just icing on the cake of awesomeness:
“Your Fantasy Man” seems to be the debonair playboy of the gimps. You can tell he gets all kinds of weird with girls and wants them to lick his stump and shit like that. And really, with a sex face like this, I bet they don’t even hesitate:
For a lot more gimps going a lot more wild, head on over to Gimps Gone Wild and buy yourself some sexy photos. If you need any more persuading, I’ll close with what might be my favorite sample photo from the site:
Fuck. Yeah.
Posted in
indescribable smut at 5:56 pm
06.17.06
By Ali
I’ve been sitting on these here junkie porn pictures for far too long. See, I was debating on whether or not to actually post them, because while they are most certainly gross, they’re not really funny in any way. In fact, looking at them fills me with a great sense of disgust at how people can do that to themselves, and an even greater disgust that someone can photograph it and not say “Hey bitch take that needle out of your vein and take control of your life!” It’s a lot darker than women shooting eels out of their rectums, that’s for sure.
However, it would simply be unfair of me to hold these back any longer. Population Paste is purely for “educational purposes” and our readers need to be informed of all aspects of the cold cruel world around them, lest they stumble into a junkie porn photoshoot unawares.
Never trust a junkie, kids. Especially a naked one.
Posted in
really nasty at 11:37 am
06.07.06
By Rob
For me, Population Paste has been, among other things, an educational experience. The amazing submissions we receive every day have added tremendously to my already frighteningly extensive knowledge of fringe fetishes and abhorable behaviors. I’m not entirely sure that’s a good thing, but hey, everyone has to have a hobby, right?
One of the strange themes I’ve seen running through a lot of porn of late is the desire amongst men to see women humiliated and degraded. Feminists would argue that this has always been the case, but when you see people like Max Hardcore enjoying such tremendous popularity, it’s clear the humiliation bar has been significantly raised (incidentally, max hardcore is a bit too mainstream to warrant an entry on population paste, but he’s a worthy footnote - the idea that someone could get off to a creepy old cowboy geezer gagging acne-assed white trash sluts with his piss until they vomit all over his wrinkly cock makes about as much sense to me as, say, full-grown men dressing up in diapers and being bottle-fed. but i digress).
Personally, I’m not into degrading women - whatever is lacking in some mens’ lives that requires them to use sex as a means of gaining power is apparently not lacking in my own life. But, if it was, my first stop for masturbation fodder would be Sicko Games.
Sicko Games is essentially the Fear Factor of the porn world. They have TV-style episodes featuring competitions where naked girls compete in a variety of grotesque, degrading stunts with sexual themes. The winners get paid for their efforts. The losers go home empty-handed. It’s all presented in kind of a light-hearted, fratboy-humor tone. I’m less disturbed by the content of the show and more disturbed that people actually pay money to watch these episodes, and somehow get off on them.
Here’s a selection of some of the games girls participate in on Sicko Games - the descriptions are direct from the site’s full listing of events:
Hot Sauce Blowjob: Each girl must roll a dice to determine how many spoons of hot sauce will be placed on the guy’s dick. She will then give a blowjob for one minute. The girl who gives the guy with the stiffest boner at the end of the 1 minute wins. (Judged by the host)
Cunt Stretching: Girls take markers and insert them one by one until their pussies can’t handle it anymore. The largest number wins.
Ho Train: Each girl has her wrists bound and is dragged down with a rope down a long plastic mat filled with oil, ketchup, eggs, worms, etc. Along the way she must pickup dead rotting fish from one bowl and place them in a second using her mouth. Fastest time wins.
Wait a minute. Rotting fish? Honestly, if naked girls carrying rotting fish meat in their mouth across a floor of worms and catchup gets you off, you’re probably just a few steps away from thinking this guy had the right idea. Anyway, let’s continue…
How Deep Can You Go - Anal? Each girl will take a 2 foot Double-Sided Dildo and insert it into her asshole as far as she can. The girl who can insert it the deepest wins.
Snot Rockets: The girl selects a male partner who draws 3 bullseyes on her: two around her nipples and one around her pussy. The bullseye is worth 10 points, the inner ring is worth 5 points and the outer ring is worth 1 point. The guys stand on top of a ladder and blow snot rockets from their nose to the target. The girl with the most points wins.
Tea Baggin’: “Tea bagging” occurs when a man stands over a girl and drops his nut sack onto her head. In this game guys drop their balls into a bowl of filled with various substances such as soy sauce, vinegar, and urine. They then tea bag a girl. She gets points by correctly guessing the substance based on the taste of his balls.
Okay, so those are kind of fucked up, but it gets worse…
Turd Flinging: A bullseye is drawn around a girls tits and her pussy. A male partner is selected and must throw 3 dried up turds at the girl from 15 feet away. Whoever hits the most targets wins.
Worm Blowjob: Each girl rolls a die to determine how many worms she must stick in her mouth. She must give a blowjob to a guy for 1 minute with the worms in her mouth. If completed she gets 3 points.
Now those are the main games. However, if a girl comes in last place in the main competition, she has to spin the wheel of shame:
The wheel of shame contains the most grotesque of the stunts, including Be The Dog (girl is leashed and forced to eat dog food), Fart Test (girl’s face is farted on numerous times), Piss Pops (girl has to eat frozen urine popsicles), Shit Snorkel (girl has to wear snorkeling gear and then smash her face into a fresh pile of shit for 10 seconds), Skid Mark Gas Mask (girl has to wear shit-stained underwear on her face), Toe Lickin (girl has to lick garlic powder and mayonnaise off of a guy’s dirty foot), and, my personal favorite, Pubes Pizza, where pubes are cut from numerous mens’ genitals and placed on a slice of cheese pizza, which the girl must then eat:
And, of course, all contestants of Sicko Games get “properly fucked” in front of the camera.
You know, I realize dippy stripper chicks have bills to pay, or accidental children to take care of, or coke habits to support, but honestly, if getting fucked on camera for money is considered a last financial resort, where the hell does Sicko Games fit in? There are thousands and thousands of outlets for standard, guy-fucks-girl, girl-fucks-girl porn which pay perfectly well and do not involve worm blowjobs and shit snorkels. Consider also that according to the FAQ, the average budget of an episode of Sicko Girls is $5000, which includes all of the equipment and production, so you can figure these girls probably aren’t getting much more than a few hundred bucks to spend a full day getting assfucked and pissed on while covered in mayonnaise. It makes you wonder how any girl gets involved in something like this - that is, until you see this clip of some of the contestants being interviewed, and realize most of them seem to be borderline retarded.
For some full-motion previews of Sicko Games, I encourage you to watch all of the trailers on their site, and take a tour to see if wasabi blowjobs are what’s been missing from your porn collection.
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indescribable smut at 12:01 am
06.05.06
By Ali
Men love lesbian porn, right? The idea that one “girl = good, two girls = better” is an integral part of male sexuality. But what if you want all the perks of two sets of bouncing boobies without the hassles of, oh I don’t know, legs and the ability to do anything more than wiggle around on the ground?
Apparently the fetish for multi-limbed people is more prevalent than I had previously believed. In Multiple-Limbed Mayhem I explored the male-oriented part of this fetish, so it’s long-past due for a peek into the female-oriented site, ConjoinedDreams, where all of these pictures are from.
Although conjoined twins are identical by definition, in the magical world of conjoined fetishes you can be fraternal twins or possibly even unrelated! From what I gather, there may be a mysterious fluid that will cause your body to fuse with another’s (as written about in quite a few stories). It’s a ridiculous premise, but now that I think about it, it would be nice if someone could splash that fluid on me and maybe Tobey Maguire.
I actually really appreciate the lengths some people go to in order to make their fantasies come to life. It’s not enough to think about a woman with multiple limbs, or look at pictures of Cheng and Eng and jerk yourself off into multi-limb oblivion. No, you gotta whip out the old Photoshop and make your dreams come to life. Especially if you dream of women joined at the pelvis, and one’s pussy is the other’s anus. Look at the image below: I’m curious if fucking that hole would count as sodomy or not.
One aspect that seems to be implied by the conjoined fantasy is the idea of not only fucking two girls at once, but fucking twin sisters.
I’ll be perfectly honest here, I was originally going to write about how conjoined twins form and that wanting to fuck conjoined twins BECAUSE they’re conjoined is a little messed up, but I’d rather write about this fun little fact I discovered through my research just now: There is a protein called Sonic hedgehog (named after the game character) which determines where your middle is, and if you’re deficient in it then you end up with one eye and no nose, like that adorable little one-eyed kitten. It’s funny they named it Sonic hedgehog, and I now firmly believe that more things need to be named after video game characters for the sake of the ensuing awkward medical conversations. “I’m sorry son, your Mario and Luigi glands aren’t producing enough goomba.”
Honestly, looking at all this shit makes me feel really bad for the Hensel twins, a cute pair of conjoined teenage girls. They seem to be getting along fine as they are, but you just KNOW that the conjoined-fetish community has a fucking count-down to the day they turn 18.
Of course, no fantasy this far out would be complete without the disturbing not-even-close-to-realistic 3D renders. I’d like to think that the reason the blonde chick is so surprised is her brunette sister just let one rip.
And finally, two-headed and four-titted furries. I swear man, whatever fetish you can find, be it gynophagia or adult babies or insanely swollen genitals, you will find furries. They’re like the cockroaches of the fetish world, they get everywhere and there’s no stopping them.
Posted in
drawn,
body mods at 10:31 pm
