Since it’s Mother’s Day (and I’m sure you’ve already sent your Grandma her special mother’s day card), I figured what better way to celebrate than with some pictures of mommies-to-be getting ass-banged while they squirt breast milk all over some creepy dude’s face. We’ve previously discussed male pregnancy fetishism, so now we’ll address its more obvious counterpart: Maiesiophilia - or, the sexual attraction to pregnant women. I really don’t get this one. I mean, I know it’s the beautiful miracle of life and all of that, but honestly - who the fuck jacks off to pictures like these:

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg - let’s get to some action. After all, as any devoted Maiesiophiliac would tell you: “If they’re already pregnant, they must like to fuck!” You’d think even the grungiest of porn chicks would lay off on the gang bangs while a new life is growing inside them - but alas, you would do so with naive optimism:

I mean, I guess Mom has to pay for diapers and formula somehow, but you really have to wonder about the future of the poor children inside these bellies. While most expectant mothers are picking out cribs and going to lamaze class and trying to take care of themselves, some responsible future mommies are getting paid to let skeezy porn chicks tickle Junior’s head:

Honestly, that just can’t be good for the baby.

At pregnantstore.com, you’ll find a disturbingly wide variety of movies involving both pregnant women and lactation - like these gems starring incredibly creepy older men who love to drink breast milk:

If that’s all a little too vanilla for your pregnant porn needs, you might try Xtreme Pregnant Bondage, where preggo chicks are tied up, whipped, gagged, and clamped:

So next time you’re thinking that maybe abortion should be illegal, think of the babies who would honestly be a lot better off dangling from a coat hanger than they would being raised by some of the mommies you’ve just witnessed. Happy Mother’s Day, everyone!

Posted in indescribable smut at 6:17 pm