05.12.06
My Sexy Pony

In today’s high-stress world, sometimes it’s nice to get away from it all in the great outdoors. Maybe you could go to a friend’s farm out in rural Pennsylvania and relax, or maybe go hiking on the Appalachian Trail. Or maybe your idea of getting away from it all is to slap on some hooves and a bit and prance around outside (pic from shadowplayers.com):
Pony play is, like the name suggests, people who pretend to be horses. They get stabled, groomed, hosed down, hooved, get led around by the reins, and even pull carts and carry human riders on their backs. I’m sure most of us have at least dabbled in making our partners carry us around on their backs in a moment of silliness, but pony play takes it to a new level.
There’s a variety of different kinds of ponies. You have the show ponies, which get dressed up really well and prance about, they are more about looks than actually carrying riders. Spellbound from water-hole.com (a maker of fine pony gear) would be a good example of a show pony:
Then you’ve got the cart ponies, which can be either gender. They pull their masters in small carts, sometimes solo and sometimes in pairs:
And finally you have ones that carry human riders, as best seen on The Human Equine which is run by a burly ponyboy named Trigger. His major goal in life appears to be to allow as many women to ride him as humanly possible, to the point that he rents himself out to parties for women to ride him. A noble cause to be sure, and in all honesty if he asked me to ride him I’d probably go for it.
There’s also a subset of ponies who really like wearing full body latex. I can’t exactly tell why, as most real ponies I’ve seen are pretty fuzzy and not at all rubbery, but I guess if I can accept the fact that there are people who want to dress up and canter around like horses, I can accept that some of them would like to be wearing head-to-toe latex while doing it. I only bring this up because I wanted to have an excuse to post this picture:
There’s many more pictures and a fuller description of pony play at the-stampede.com, and I’m throwing this picture in because it is topical, but mostly because there’s someone on the right who looks like they’re made of water and I can’t stop laughing about it:
If you would like to learn more, check out this must see video, which is actually the entire reason I wrote this entry: My Sexy Pony!

















Anonymous said,
May 12, 2006 at 6:23 am
The person on the right does look they’re water. Weird.
Waitaminute. It’s all weird.
Ali said,
May 12, 2006 at 9:59 am
It is most likely a person who wished to remain anonymous because that looks a lot like a Photoshop filter to me. But I could be wrong, maybe pony people routinely galavant with water people.
Anonymous said,
May 12, 2006 at 12:03 pm
“I’m a Parisian War Horse.”
Hahahahaha
Amanda said,
May 12, 2006 at 12:07 pm
I remember in 5th grade there was a group of girls that pretended to be ponies on the playground. I think perhaps I will have to check out these websites to see if that game became something even stranger for them.
trigger said,
May 12, 2006 at 9:55 pm
Ali…. you are welcome to ride anytime!
trigger
trigger said,
May 12, 2006 at 9:58 pm
btw…. the video clip you posted is the HBO Real Sex #28 we shot back in 2001.. it still airs in re-runs a few times a year for those that want to see a high quality video of it.. you can search at hbo.com for Real Sex #28 and if it’s scheduled, it will come up.
trigger
Anonymous said,
May 12, 2006 at 11:49 pm
I never understood this.
Anonymous said,
May 14, 2006 at 4:19 am
You forgot to mention pony buttplugs with tails attached.
susieq said,
August 9, 2006 at 7:21 pm
wow, that one of them pulling the cart is straight out of that book trillogy Anne Rice wrote under a pen name, the erotic ones about Sleeping Beauty! i read them in highschool and used to fantasize about making the bitchy cheerleaders pull me around, but someone actually did it!! YESS!!!!
Bramin said,
August 14, 2007 at 12:51 am
I couldn’t agree more that nothing is as WEIRD as all this shit…and I would much rather do role play with someone who is working on the design and development of better weapons of mass destruction or wants to get a ticket into heaven by way of brining a bunch of dead children along with them when they commit suicide…or who wants to assure children begging to be born are kept from entering the world by spending a life time working in the abortion clinic…to assure they themselves are rewarded with a good and prosperous life.
Anonymous said,
October 20, 2007 at 2:10 pm
this stuff is weird….but rather entertaining! Why not try beastality instead?
anyway keep on riding those ponies!