05.08.06
Grandma Knows Best
Erotic artwork is one of my favorite things to post on this site. In the illustrated world, the shackles of reality can be removed and peoples’ deepest, darkest, weirdest fantasies are free to take shape. And usually, it’s hilarious.
Consider this series of fine art I was recently sent - it’s all about a young man and the fun he has with his Grandmother. Unfortunately I know nothing about these images or the highly disturbed individual who took a great deal of time rendering them. All I know is that, according to their tag, they originate from a site called Incest Art, which appears to be a full library of bad drawings of people having sex with their relatives.
The thing about these pictures is that someone put a lot of time and thought into them. They were really thinking hard about what they’d like to do with their dear old granny. And don’t worry - despite his boyish looks, the source site assures me that this strapping young illustrated lad is 18 years old - at least Granny waited until he was legal to seduce him.
Things start out tenderly, with Grandson gently removing Grandma’s clothes (click to enlarge):
But Grandma’s a feisty old woman - she didn’t get to be 80 years old by sitting around on her butt, you know! Grandma takes control, and shows Grandson exactly what she wants:
Funny, the only thing my Grandma ever forced me to eat was my vegetables. And speaking of eating, looks like it’s Grandma’s turn:
But enough foreplay - Grandma wants to get down to the fucking, and she likes it from all directions:
Grandma even likes it in the pooper. My Grandma always encouraged a diet that promoted good bowel health, but this is going a bit far:
In the end, not even Grandma’s home cooking can compare with the sweet taste of the fruit of her loins:
With Mother’s Day just around the corner, I thought it would be nice to turn these heartwarming images into a precious Mother’s Day e-card that you can send to your Grandma:
The Population Paste ‘Love Your Grandma’ Mother’s Day E-Card
Teague said,
May 8, 2006 at 8:23 pm
Uh. Sorry to not have some witty shit here, but what are the laws regarding - uh, child porn? Do drawings count?
Rob said,
May 8, 2006 at 8:58 pm
Oh, don’t worry, he’s 18 - I added that to the post.
Bart said,
May 9, 2006 at 4:44 am
Yeah, of course he is ;-)
Anonymous said,
May 9, 2006 at 6:02 am
hahahaha ewwwww grandma’s big wrinkly vagina!! hahaha that e-card is great i’m going to send it to my grandma.
Rebecca said,
May 9, 2006 at 8:36 am
Aw .. I wish my Grandma were still alive just so I could send that to her.
Anonymous said,
May 10, 2006 at 10:50 am
I think some of those would be perfect for the cover art on the next Ashley Simpson release.
Or the Black Eyed Peas greatest hits album. Which ever comes first.
Anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 3:36 am
I think that was nice. Having them to show love in their own way. What a freaky grandma. I would like to meet her.
Anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:39 am
That was a good way of showing their love for each other. I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!!
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:41 am
That was a good way of showing their love for each other. I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:42 am
That was a good way of showing their love for each other. I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:45 am
That was a good! It should been longer. Is there some more to be made. I will love to see them. I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:45 am
That was a good! It should been longer. Is there some more to be made. I will love to see them. I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:47 am
That was a good! It should been longer. Is there some more to be made. I will love to see them. I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his. Ps. Next time add sound to it.
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:47 am
That was a good! It should been longer. Is there some more to be made. I will love to see them. I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his. Ps. Next time add sound to it.
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:50 am
It shouldve been longer. Is there some more to be made. I will love to see them. I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his. Ps. Next time add sound to it.
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:53 am
Is there some more to be made. I will love to see them. I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his. Ps. Next time add sound to it.
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:54 am
Is there some more to be made. I will love to see them. I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his. Ps. Next time add sound to it. I think that would be nice
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:54 am
Is there some more to be made. I will love to see them. I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his. Ps. Next time add sound to it. I think that would be nice
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:56 am
I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his.
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:56 am
I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his.
anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 5:57 am
I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope mine’s is more freaky than his. I think she is though
Anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 6:41 am
I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine. I hope she a little freaker than her.
Anonymous said,
July 6, 2007 at 6:41 am
I will love to do that to my grandma. She is fine. I hope she a little freaker than her.
Robert said,
July 8, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Those illustrations look like they came from a “How-to” book… like, “How to fuck your grandmother.”
Laughter, anyone? No? All right then.
noga said,
March 1, 2008 at 8:15 am
you nasty son of a bitch,what the fuck is wrong with your head
Mark said,
April 6, 2008 at 9:08 pm
This is the best e card ive seen. I gave it to my 82yr old gran the over day and she seemed annoyed at first (never had any sexual contact between us). I left her house immediately but she called me later saying she needed to speak to me. It was late and it got me very excited. When i went round there was no answer but the door was unlocked. She did not answer when i went in so i went upstairs. What i found me heaven. My gran sprawled out on the bed massaging her huge boobs (42ee, i looked in her bra after). I went into the room and have bearly left since. She said the card was a nice thought and she had to repay me so i got a titwank for about 1/2 hr. I then got her ready by licking her out 4 about 10 mins before fucking her for the rest of the night (i had to be gentle and loving as she is 60 yrs my elder). We are now planning for me to move into her bed full time. HER BREASTS ARE FANTASTIC AND HER PUSSY IS SO LOOSE AND MATRONLY). The gamble paid off. Thanks for the card