05.07.06
Looners: I Like Big Balloons and I Cannot Lie
One of the best parts about running Population Paste is the educational experience that comes with it, and the expanded vocabulary that one can only get by actively seeking out this nonsense. Today’s word is “looner,” which is slang for a balloon fetishist. Yeah you read that right, balloons. The same ones you knew and loved from your childhood. Those balloons are now being humped by men and women across the globe, who squeal with glee when their latex lovers pop.
Here’s a rather cute dame from balloooons getting her kicks out of nearly, but not quite, popping a balloon:
I gleaned most of my information about looners from Deviant Desires, which explains the two main camps in the looner community, the poppers and non-poppers. As it explains:
For many looners, the primary jolt of sexual arousal comes from the fear/anticipation/shock of a balloon popping. Looners divide themselves up into occasionally contentious camps around the issue of “to pop or not to pop.” Non-poppers sometimes say that they “just want to give the balloon a chance” whereas for poppers, if the balloon doesn’t pop, neither do they.
I’m not sure what giving “the balloon a chance” really means so I’ll just take their word for it that giving a balloon a chance to not be popped is erotic. So now that we’ve got that squared away, let’s get to the pictures! I found a lot of good stuff at ballon-porn-fetish.
I’m not really sure if I fully understand the balloon fetish but I think part of the fun is watching a girl inflate a balloon really big, and the real fun comes in the surprise of not knowing when it’s going to pop, and what her reaction is going to be. I’m not sure WHY that’s erotic but I guess that’s why I’m not a looner.
There are also the surreal vintage balloon fetish site, and gay looners such as Buster who take pictures of themselves pressing large balloons against their groins.
And how can you have a balloon fetish without actually buying the balloons? Of of the more impressive sites that specifically caters to balloon fetishists is BigBoysBalloons, which features some rather impressive images. Here’s one:
Special thanks to dirty hippie Clayton for reminding me that balloon fetishists exist.
Joe said,
May 7, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Wow, some of those are BURSTING with desire….
Well, I tried :(
Anonymous said,
May 8, 2006 at 10:55 am
no new paste makes for a sad monday indeed.
the amazing zipper girl said,
May 11, 2006 at 12:55 am
It’s things like this that make me feel all fuzzy and warm inside.
banyan said,
April 18, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Just so there’s no confusion I am a male! I have tried and tried to contact others; I’ve tried online chat rooms and everything, but no luck. I am so sad! I can’t find anyone who shares the same passion as I do! When I was a little kid I was soooo scared of balloons popping, and I was very embarrased too.When I was invited to birthday parties I would always be scared cause I knew the other kids would probably have balloons and probably there was the chance that one would get popped. So I would end up running avay from the party and my friends; all too embarrased to tell the other nine year olds that I was scared of a balloon popping. It wasn’t when I hit puberty that I overcame my fear, it was actually a little later when I was working downtown (in Portland) and I saw some balloons on an advertisement sign. I wanted to pop them, to do away with my childhood fear once and for all !! Sort of a right of passage I guess; however when I took them into the parking garage and started sitting on them; popping them one by one, I beacme curiously aroused. I didn’t have an orgasim(ejaculation?) that first time in the parking garage, but I had felt the arousal from sit popping the balloons, not to mention those ones were pretty small. A couple of months later I was downtown by a hotel and they had 7 or 8 signs with bigger 16-20″ Qualatex and mylar balloons in groups of six and seven, so I decided I was going to do some real sit popping! So, I grabbed a set of balloons and headed for the park bench. As I began to sit on the first set of balloons; I noticed that they would not pop just by sitting on them alone! I had to bounce up and down, or dig my fingers into them. After the first one popped I sat on another one and had My first ejaculation with balloons!! I’ts been so much fun ever since!! Please drop me a line some time so we can share more stories!
looner eclipse said,
June 16, 2007 at 2:11 pm
love it ;)
-c
manny said,
July 7, 2007 at 6:32 pm
hey banyan just i want to let you know that you are not alone in the balloons world there are a lot of us out side i love to inflate by mouth big 16 17 or 24 inches balloons till pop but some times i love to keep them alive cause they look like a party work and that turn me on actually thats my fantasy (im a pizza driver) i ld like some day go to some customer house and he open the door with a big balloon in his hand and a lot of very big balloons behind him and i tell him if i could help him to blow up more balloons oh wuaaaooo and blow and blow and blow up big balloons with my customer till he cums oh my god please send an email to inflaglobos@hotmail.com bye my loon friend
dom said,
February 12, 2008 at 5:21 pm
hi i am a make and i was looking for some girl looners that have msn coz i love balloons and wanking to girls riding balloons so add me to msn and we can have fun girls jlmteam123@hotmail.com
gjsmo said,
February 24, 2008 at 8:14 pm
What would be fun is if you inflated the balloon inside your pussy and/or ass and then maybe walked around all day with it in there… and had it poop - I mean pop ;-)
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mike said,
April 11, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Please place me on your email list, if one exists. Thank you.