05.04.06
Teenage Mutant Ninja Pornstars
As both a child of the 80s and a major tomboy, I grew up loving the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I wanted nothing more than to have my own Pizza Shooter van, and I thought Raphael was awesome. I never did like Michaelangelo because he refused to take anything seriously and I just wasn’t down with that, plus everyone else liked him and I didn’t want to be part of the status quo. He got all the fans, and all the popularity.
Apparently he got all the action, as well.
The video you are about to see is one of the most jaw-dropping things, strange as hell things I have ever seen (as of before I started working on this website, at least). I found it on Something Awful, and I have no idea where it originally came from, but I am glad it exists. Click on the image below to watch the movie file:
Joe said,
May 4, 2006 at 11:06 am
Things that stuck out for me:
1/ Seeing the inside view of her vagina, as a turtles green, throbbing cock thrusts in and out.
2/ April sitting on the turtle and riding him down the stairs.
3/ The man turning into a penis at the end.
Anonymous said,
May 4, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Bah. It’s not an anatomically correct turtle penis.
http://www.bio.umass.edu/biology/kelly/pdf/Kelly-2004.pdf
Hexxenn said,
May 4, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Talk about shitty artwork. And yeah, the “artist” could’ve at least taken 5 seconds to Google “turtle penis.”
rachel said,
May 5, 2006 at 4:07 am
mmm. turtle penis.
Trendware said,
May 7, 2006 at 4:52 am
This might make it make a little more sense.
Not much, mind you, but a little more:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tijuana_bible
the amazing zipper girl said,
May 7, 2006 at 11:53 pm
What amazes me is that somebody actually knew what a turtle penis looks like.
And my favorite part is when the weird pink thing sucks him off.
Illith said,
May 11, 2006 at 3:13 am
Another thing to add to the loss of my childhood memories. Though i’ve seen a gif before I saw this movie- I didn’t think there was actually more to it then that. I Just thought it was some twisted furry fans adoration of TMNT. This now adds up to the horrifying Sesame street images I ran across and the Carebears and My Little Pony hentai i’ve seen. It just never ends. @_@
Chuu said,
November 22, 2007 at 10:32 pm
haha i want to have sex like that! I’ll never look at a pair of ‘chucks the same way again… or a staircase, for that matter…
Franzer said,
December 18, 2008 at 3:57 am
…wow, this just caused me to laugh my ass off for a full 10 minutes after watching. Either I’m really fucked up (possible of anyone who actually reads this) or the person who made that video did it sarcastically