When I think of gay dudes, I think of young, good-looking guys with way better bodies than I’ll ever have and better personal hygiene than some girls I’ve dated. By default I kind of forget that gay guys keep being gay well after they’ve stopped being young and attractive. As it turns out, they’re still just as gay, and horny as ever. Thank God better judgement hasn’t intervened and prevented fat, hairy, middle-aged men from posting erotic photos of themselves on the internet. Please enjoy this fine selection of “chubs and bears,” as they call themselves:

Oh dear Lord. Why does it look like your Grandma’s vagina is hanging out of that dude’s ass?

Mmm, soap it up, you sexy beast!

I really love this guy, holding his teddy bear:

Mustaches seem to be a real theme. Apparently this guy missed the memo, but he makes up for it with raw sex appeal:

Oh fuck that’s rough. Don’t stop now, the fun’s just getting started. It’s going to get a lot worse before it gets better:

Truly, that is what fucking nightmares are made of. Before you go, take a good long look at this, and enjoy the rest of your day:

Posted in fatties, gay at 3:31 am