05.01.06
Crabbypatty
They say a picture is worth a thousand word. If that’s the case, this entry is worth 4,000 words. Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the Crabbypatty series.
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Anonymous said,
May 1, 2006 at 1:20 pm
jesus christ this is awful.
Daisy said,
May 1, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Umm… I don’t even know what’s going on here, is his penis IN the crab in the second one. That’s so gross, I can’t even watch crabs being cleaned…
Anonymous said,
May 1, 2006 at 4:52 pm
arghhh I can never eat crab again.
Joe said,
May 1, 2006 at 5:13 pm
This originated from the General Mayhem internet forum. One of the members had sex with a crab and took pictures, you can find it in the Vault forum.
www.genmay.com
Sam said,
May 1, 2006 at 7:04 pm
I’m only so disturbed because he looks like Rob.
Teague said,
May 1, 2006 at 7:27 pm
In ten years of internet activity, never once have I seen internet porn that lived up to how creepy internet porn is supposed to be. I’ve been visiting this site since the first post, and clicking links left and right. I’ve never seen anything that really said to me “wow, this is so completely absurd, it’s incredible.” Something so unsettling, you just want to run out and find Rob Lowe and hit him in the thigh with a pipe, just so your life will seem normal again.
I’m proud of the internet. It has finally procured something so completely nonsensical I can only stare at it and wonder what the hell happened to the world.
This is fucking awesome.
Honorarius said,
May 1, 2006 at 8:52 pm
It just keeps getting better…
Gregory Harbin said,
May 2, 2006 at 1:38 am
I’d just like to point out two things.
1. Teague, you’re not allowed to use Rob Lowe in a sentence simply for the humor of it. It’s my thing, I invented it, and you can’t take it.
2. I work in a Seafood market, and I’ll never be able to look at crabs the same again.
Gregory Harbin said,
May 2, 2006 at 1:47 am
Oh yes.
3. It’s bad enough that five times a day, I have to respond to people asking me, ‘do you have crabs?’, now I have to think about people sticking their penises in crabs at the same time. I think I need a new job.
Anonymous said,
May 2, 2006 at 9:42 am
All I can say is that I pity the bastard, couldn’t get a woman so had to use crabs instead
chelchik said,
May 2, 2006 at 10:31 pm
This takes “getting crabs” to a new level.
the miekster said,
May 3, 2006 at 3:22 am
please please please put up a new post, this is waaaaaaay too disturbing.
Anonymous said,
May 3, 2006 at 3:33 am
That crab is cooked. Shellfish turns orange-red when cooked — lobsters and shrimp for example. So that crab is dead and that’s crab necrophilia. If he ate that crab after having sex with it then it’s crap gynophobia. If he tried having sex with a live crab it’d probably tear his dick apart with the pincers, which would make it crab gorenography. What amazes me is that crab dick. It’s almost the length of the crab’s body. Or is that a crab clit? If it is a male crab then it’s gay crab porn.
Jesse said,
May 3, 2006 at 4:44 pm
“If it is a male crab then it’s gay crab porn.”
Gay crab necrophilia porn.
Anonymous said,
May 4, 2006 at 5:30 pm
“What amazes me is that crab dick”
That’s the crab’s abdomen & telson. All crustaceans have a cephalothorax and an abdomen. It’s just like the part you eat on a shrimp, except in a crab it’s reduced and folded under the cephalothroax. Crab’s are broadcast spawners and lack penises. You can tell that it is a male crab based on the shape.
Basic crustacean anatomy:
http://sps.k12.ar.us/massengale/images/crayfi5.gif
xtina-chan said,
May 5, 2006 at 1:09 am
so, uh yeah, do you still want that crab feast in Maryland the next time you come down? LOL!
You should find that picture of a lobster up a woman’s vaginia, the lol factor is awesome
.
Anonymous said,
May 8, 2006 at 6:46 am
This is so fucking stupid it’s not even funny.
the fear said,
May 8, 2006 at 2:56 pm
OMG is it REAL????????????????????????//////////////
Wilford Brimley said,
May 9, 2006 at 1:28 am
You know I have dia-beetis
Gypsy said,
May 16, 2006 at 10:43 pm
The level of intellect on this site is more entertaining than the content. I just cant believe people arent create enough to at least put a name to some of the best literature Ive come across in awhile!
Shout out to Tiffany! sup my nigga!
LL402 said,
May 24, 2006 at 12:51 am
ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
LL lawl said,
May 24, 2006 at 12:51 pm
MASSIVE DAMAGE!
marcus said,
June 1, 2006 at 1:33 am
white people are fuckin sick, seriously
Milky Joe! said,
June 6, 2006 at 12:03 pm
I love this site, even more than the dead baby web sites. Where else will you hear about Crab Necrophilia anyway?
And is he licking his cum or kissing the crab goodnight in the last picture?
Anonymous said,
June 9, 2006 at 11:05 pm
Oh my god what the fuck… i HATE crabs since i was a little kid, why the hell would someone need to stick it in their pooper… Armageddon it’s coming boys…
Cruton said,
June 19, 2006 at 7:41 pm
I smell Shimmyshabawawa involvement.
B'Onkers said,
June 20, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Jesus!!! Ew
One Eyed Jack said,
June 27, 2006 at 9:55 am
How the hell does one fuck a crab???
buon said,
June 27, 2006 at 4:38 pm
That guy also ate his own shit on several occasions and tried to get a Salmon to blow him. The Salmon incident caused him to have a bleeding dick so it was never posted. The most disturbing thing about it is that he’s very normal looking (hot even) and now it’s fucked my perception of every random person I meet.
Slink said,
June 27, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Tubboy > you
Mistar 3 said,
June 27, 2006 at 6:13 pm
You idiots will never understand us geeks at teh [M]
Me said,
June 27, 2006 at 6:15 pm
That’s hot.
Anonymous said,
June 27, 2006 at 9:16 pm
^ lol
nightshade said,
July 5, 2006 at 12:41 pm
*Flashback 27 years to when he was dropped on his head as a child*
“Hmm, Im sure that wont make a difference to him growing up”
Anonymous said,
July 15, 2006 at 3:49 am
It would be better if the crab was still alive
Blah blah said,
August 8, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Please die.
Blah blah said,
August 8, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Also, GET OFF MY PLANE. As in, plane of existence. You’re taking up valuable space.
crabfucker said,
August 22, 2006 at 8:04 am
***** five stars
crab fucking is fucking awsome!
i fucked a stingray once and i can tell you theres nothing like your dick in some seafood
Anonymous said,
August 23, 2006 at 12:11 pm
die fag
Lindsey said,
September 4, 2006 at 7:58 pm
Yeah. That guy really DOES look like Rob.
Anon said,
December 31, 2006 at 3:04 pm
People fucking crabs? I gotta get there before theres a line! :O
Phil said,
March 3, 2007 at 4:56 am
Some people get crabs from unprotected sex… this guy gets unprotected sex from crabs!
On a side note, this looks fake. His dick is BEHIND the crab, not IN it.
Only Slightly Mad said,
August 7, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Actually it’s 4027 words.
Nympho said,
September 24, 2007 at 5:59 am
Wow, men do like to fuck everything, dead animals and infants. I’m so proud?