04.24.06
By Ali
With the release of the Silent Hill movie the other day I felt this would be appropriate. I’m a huge fan of the Silent Hill series, with more than a slight obsession with Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2. Why? Because he rapes things. Pyramid Head is a monster that rapes other monsters, and the fact that rape is in a video game at all is both really disturbing and fucking awesome.
I remember the first time I saw that infamous rape scene early on in Silent Hill 2. I just walked into a room expecting to find some ammo or maybe another weird monster I’d have to kill, and then I saw this shit (click for the animated .gif version):
My friend and I screamed initially, then watched the rest of the scene in silence, and when it was over she looked at me and said “… can we watch it again?” And watch it again we did! More times than I’d care to admit, actually.
Sadly, good ‘ol Pyramid Head only gets his rape on a couple of times in the game, and you don’t get to see the gorey details, but plenty of kind souls have taken it upon themselves to illustrate the act! I found many of the following pictures from this thread on gurochan.net.
But why leave all the fun to Pyramid Head? Let’s let some other monsters get in on the action!
Here is some gigantic penis-monster! How nice!
And this is probably the most disturbing one out of all of them, because it is a huge happy bunny with dripping slimy penises, and I am of the opinion that happy bunnies should not have dripping slimy penises.
The Silent Hill series is really fun, and the movie was pretty cool, so go see it and be on the lookout for my homeboy Pyramid Head.
Thanks to two tall guys named Jon for the pics and link!
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drawn at 12:10 am
04.23.06
By Rob
Our specialty here at Population Paste is bizarre porn. As such, we don’t feature any gory shit or aborted fetuses or war photos or whatever else other sites put up to horrify you. As grotesque as some of the things featured on our site can be, they only exist in the first place because someone out there found them sexually arousing. Inevitably though, someone out there - more than a few people, in fact - seem to find gory shit arousing. Specifically, they get their jollies from drawing graphic images of women being killed, raped, and mutilated in the most horrific and, honestly, creative of ways. And once again, it comes from our friends in Japan. We’ve had so much crazy shit coming out of Japan lately, we’ve added a Japan category to help you keep track of it.
Hentai, Japanese for “perverted,” is the (appropriate) Western term for Japanese anime and manga with sexual content. What makes hentai great is the bizarre Japanese imagination involved, which results in illustrations and animations of demon porn, tentacle rape, and - apparently - horrific mutilation porn.
One of our fine readers - who preferred to remain anonymous (probably because the FBI is already watching him), submitted a gallery of some of the finest examples of violent gore hentai. As horrendous as these are, you kind of have to appreciate the creativity displayed. They range from simple ideas, like a ball-gagged girl in a cabinet with her limbs chopped off:
And this touching moment where one girl slices off another girl’s breast:
To more elaborate ideas like a girl with her head hollowed out getting fucked in each end of her gaping brain cavity:
The two common themes seem to be cutting off limbs and gutting the genitals. Here’s a girl whose rectum and uterus have been blown out by giant fire crackers:
And another limbless girl, this one with her former arm reaching through her former stomach and out her former vagina:
And let’s not forget a pregnant girl with her breasts being ripped off by hooks:
Notice that, as with all Japanese porn, her genitals are censored out. Thank God, I wouldn’t want to be exposed to anything offensive.
My absolute favorite, though, is the girl whose guts and skin have been fitted around a urinal:
As incredibly sick and fucked up and wrong as that is… Damned if it isn’t undeniably creative. Still, if you jack off to this stuff you are a twisted fuck, I don’t care if it’s real or not.
For bigger versions of these images, and a lot more naked girls being gutted, check out this gallery and this gallery. I have no idea what that website is all about, but if you browse the gibberish category links on the left side, you’ll find pictures of dead babies, murder victims, really bad acne, mountains that look like genitals, and, for some reason, Chris Farley’s bloated dead body. Thanks again, internet, for ruining my day. And another special thanks to our anonymous tipster who sent us these lovely drawings. He told us he was strangely aroused by this type of imagery, to which I can only respond: Therapy. Expensive, long-term, in-depth psychotherapy. At any cost. Go. Now.
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severe pain,
anime,
drawn,
japan at 12:01 am
04.22.06
By Ali
The asian eel sex video has already made its rounds on the internet, but I think enough people haven’t seen it to warrant an entry. I first saw the eel sex video at a friend’s house when I was completely plastered. While I was watching it I found myself clenching my anus as tightly as possible, hoping that somehow it would prevent the girl in the video from having all those eels slide into her ass. It didn’t work.
If you don’t feel like watching this truly remarkable video, don’t worry, I’ll give you a quick summary!
This is a funnel. It is a funnel full of eels.
This is the same funnel in a cute Japanese* girl’s asshole.
Same funnel, same asshole, but where have all the eels gone?
Japanese girl’s pigtailed friend is helping her make sure those little eels stay put! :)
Oh no, what could she be doing?
Huzzah, the eels have made their triumphant return!
What do you do when something comes flying out of your ass? Rub it on your chest!
Nothing is more seductive than sticking a live butt-eel in your mouth…
… except maybe chewing it.
* (I don’t actually know if these girls are Japanese, but if you see asian girls in a fucked up sex vid then it is generally safe to assume they’re Japanese!)
I also found some other eel-sex vids and pics. Ladies, just because something is phallic does not make you obligated to shove it into your orifice. It would amaze me if there were a single phallic object left in the world that some crazy broad hasn’t already tried to ram into her holes.
04.21.06
By Rob
“America, the land of plenty.” There was a time when this phrase meant that our country was a promised land of rich resources and endless opportunities. These days, it’s far more applicable to our obsession with everything being bigger. Stupidly huge tank-sized SUVs, five pound triple cheeseburgers, Super Wal-Marts the size of small cities, our ever-growing national waistline… America has become synonymous with overindulgence. And naturally, the modern American spirit has injected itself into the breasts of our porn stars.
I’m not into fake breasts. Personally, I like the real thing; I’d take a natural A cup over a silicone-stuffed D cup any day. But that’s just me - a lot of guys, and girls, like their juggs bigger than nature can provide, and don’t particularly care if that means rock hard bolted-on backbreakers that wouldn’t jiggle in an earthquake. But even the most absurdly oversized baby feeders are lost in the shadows of the massive manufactured mammaries of Chelsea Charms and Maxi Mounds.
Maxi and Chelsea are porn stars who have augmented their breasts to impossible sizes using a now-illegal method called polypropylene string breast implants. According to Wikipedia: The string implants irritate the breast pocket which, in turn, promotes the production of fluid. The fluid is absorbed by the implant, resulting in continuous, gradual growth of the breast. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving.
There seems to be some online debate over which of these two porn stars’ breast pockets have been irritated more. Although numerous websites reference Miss Charms as having the world’s biggest breasts, and her Wiki has them weighing in at 31 pounds each (a full ten pounds more than Maxi’s), it is Miss Mounds who holds the Guinness World Record for largest augmented breasts:
I guess you’d need world record breasts to keep the attention away from a face like that. Never has the term “messed up from the chest up” seemed more apt. And since I know you’re wondering, her cup size is 42M. Visit her website where you can even buy one of her used bras for only $75.
Other than as a sideshow curiosity, I don’t exactly understand the appeal of these mutantly gargantuan breasts. When I was in elementary school I remember some project where our whole class worked together to create the solar system out of paper maché. The sun needed to be the largest of course, so we used a giant beach ball as the base. Now, someone skilled in the art of paper maché (if such people even exist) could probably turn that into a flawlessly-smooth yellow sphere. But we were seven years old. Our sun was big, hard, and mis-shapen, plauged with a rough, uneven texture of folds, wrinkles, and tears. It was a grotesque disaster, and it was the first thing I thought of when I saw Chelsea Charms‘ tits:
Maxi may hold the world record, but for my money, Chelsea’s flesh pillows look bigger and weirder and more like a bad effect in a Troma movie. Look at the fucking veinage on that shit! I can’t even imagine what a chore it is to walk around with sixty pounds of mutant tit flesh hanging off your chest. But at least she has a built-in drink holder:
If big stretched-out skin asteroids are your thing, head over to Photo Clubs for all the mega-jugg porn you could ever need.
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body mods at 12:01 am
04.20.06
By Ali
When Jimi Hendrix died, the world lost a great guitarist. Up until today though, I was unaware of an even greater loss to humanity: Jimi’s gigantic cock.
Fortunately for us, Cynthia P Caster had the amazing foresight to preserve his penis in plaster for all eternity, and you can buy a copy of it for $1,500! It’s detailed too, right down to the wrinkles on his sack and the pencil-sized vein running along the side.
As to why Cynthia got started making penis casts, read on:
Cynthia Plaster Caster began making plaster casts of rock stars’ erect penises in 1968. Begun originally as a goof, and as a way to meet the idols of her affection, the project has consumed the last 35 years of her life. Rock stars, their roadies, their managers as well as other peripheral players central to the rock scene have been cast in varying degrees of glory and arousal. In an ironic twist of fate, Cynthia’s fame now eclipses some of the names she once stooped to immortalize in plaster. As if erect penises were not enough, in 2000 she began casting breasts as well.
She now makes casts of rockstar schlong to raise money for charity, giving money to musicians and artists in need. It’s a really strange way to raise money, but in all honesty I’m fucking sold on it. I think owning a cast of Clint Mansell’s (of Pop Will Eat Itself fame) huge fucking moosecock would be pretty awesome. I mean it’s only $750 and I like his music, and I also enjoy creeping out my guests, so what better way to do it than by plopping a plaster copy of Clint’s crooked meat log on the coffee table? And as an added bonus, whenever rivetheads come over to visit I could point it out and I’d get like a million scene points because Clint Mansell’s cock is industrial as fuck. In all its glory:
There’s also a lot of other musician cocks she’s got that I’m not particularly familiar with, probably because I mostly listen to faggy synth shit and people banging on pots and pans, but check out this stumpy beast belonging to a dude called Momus:
Can’t get enough plaster of penis? You can buy sets!
And she does boobs too! She did Peaches‘ peaches and they came out pretty lopsided, but I would still consider buying them and maybe putting magnets on the backs and sticking them on my fridge. I could use them to hold up the grocery list and shit!
Honestly, if I were a rockstar I’d be so down with this. That could be because I have no sense of shame, but I’d like to think it’s because I want to help poor musicians. Cynthia P Caster, if you ever decide to do molds of the tits of obscure webmasters then let me know ok?
Thanks to Garrett for the link, and if anyone wants to know what to get me for Christmas then look no further.
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inanimate objects at 1:09 am
04.18.06
By Rob
Just the other day I stumbled upon a little gem of a film called Scatgirls From Space. I don’t know anything about it, except that it obviously originated in Japan, and it would be very much at home in Mitch’s video collection. For those of you blissfully unaware what “scatgirls” might refer to, “scat” is short for scatology (also known as coprophilia), which, according to Wikipedia, refers to sexual acts conducted with human (or other) excrement. Yes, that’s right. Poopy. People who are aroused by poop.
Shit porn videos - particularly Japanese ones - are hardly a rarity, but this is the only scat porn I’ve ever seen with a science fiction theme, and I for one am delighted these two genres could finally come together. Since it’s all in Japanese, I’m probably missing out on some key plot points, but I will attempt to break it down for you to the best of my understanding. The film begins on a shoddily-constructed spaceship set with a Japanese girl dressed in some sort of Battlestar Galactica-esque uniform. She is aiming a plastic ray gun, and crying.
I’m not sure what it is with the Japanese and crying. In Japanese porn, hentai, anime, etc, a common theme is girls being forced to perform sexual acts while they whine and bawl uncontrollably. Japanese boners apparently stand to attention at the site of a helpless crying girl. I don’t know about you, but the last fucking thing I want a girl to start doing during sex is crying, so I suppose I should avoid dating the women in Scatgirls From Space , who sob uncontrollably throughout the entire film. Although, given what they’re doing, I suppose it’s understandable.
The source of the girl’s misery appears to be this guy, who I will affectionately refer to as Newspaper Head:
I’m not sure if Newspaper Head is meant to be an alien with the world’s cheapest alien costume, or if he has some sort of third degree facial burns. Maybe the spacegirls burned his face the way this movie burned my retinas, and now he’s seeking revenge. Whatever the case, he ends up with both of the Crying Japanese Spacegirls at gunpoint, and he does what any of us would do if we had two Crying Japanese Spacegirls at gunpoint - he forces them to make out with each other.
Then, for no apparent reason whatsoever, Newspaper Head forces Crying Japanese Spacegirl A’s fingers down her throat, causing her to vomit - right into Crying Japanese Spacegirl B’s mouth:
I’m sure that image looks gross to you, but I cannot express how much worse it is with sound and motion. Crying Japanese Spacegirl A’s vomit has almost the exact color and consistency of oatmeal - chunky oatmeal that didn’t have enough water in the mixture. And what’s amazing is that it just keeps coming. It’s not like a burst of vomit the way normal people puke - it just keeps dribbling out, slowly and steadily, flowing like a gloppy river of porridge into Japanese Spacegirl B’s mouth.
I can’t emphasize enough how much vomit pours out of this girl. Her mouth is like the trunk of Coolio’s car in that one video, except instead of containing an impossibly endless amount of Coolio’s homies, it contains an impossibly endless amount of chunky, yellowish-green, semi-digested foodslop.
This goes on for quite a while, with Crying Japanese Spacegirl B getting an opportunity to do the vomiting, and both of them scooping up the large pools of throwup and playing with it. We are then treated to a creatively abstract scene where the girls actually vomit onto the camera. This is so beyond gross that I just had to share it in video form - click here for a gruesome reminder that they really do eat a lot of noodles in Japan.
After that, Newspaper Head suddenly reappears, only to be shot unexpectedly by Crying Japanese Spacegirl A’s raygun. The special effects, as you can see, are top-notch:
With Newspaper Head no longer a problem, you’d think the girls would stop crying and get on with piloting their spaceship, or whatever spacegirls do. But no. Apparently, the only logical way to celebrate their enemy’s demise is to squat over each other’s faces and take dumps in their mouths:
Crying Japanese Spacegirl A, whining all the while, slowly pushes out a lumpy, greenish-brown turd into Crying Japanese Spacegirl B’s mouth. Always the team player, Crying Japanese Spacegirl B then sits up and shares her smelly gift with its creator, by way of kissing the turd back and forth between their two mouths:
As an interesting aside, throughout all of this the girls’ vaginas, when briefly shown, are pixelated out. There is a strange - and clearly flawed - provision in Japanese pornography laws which requires all genitalia to be censored. Nevermind what’s happening around the genitalia, just as long as those pixels are covering the baby-maker. As you can see in the picture below - the vagina? Censored. The adjacent swollen rectum, shitting turds into a girl’s mouth? Totally okay.
After a good fifteen minutes of shitting in each others’ mouths, kissing the poop back and forth, and then smearing it on their bodies, the plot suddenly takes a dramatic turn, as Crying Japanese Girl A (Or is it B? At this point I’m not sure) says something undoubtedly profound, and unexpectedly then takes her own life:
I can’t be certain what exactly she said, but I’d guess it’s along the lines of “Dude, I just had a TURD in my MOUTH. I ATE MY OWN FECES. I really don’t think I can go on.” The film ends on a tender note, with Crying Japanese Girl B crying over the body of her lover, both of them covered in their own shit and vomit. It is here we see that behind all of the horrifyingly grotesque sexual acts, the heart of Scatgirls From Space is a tragic tale of forbidden love. You could almost call it the Romeo & Juliet of sci-fi scat porn.
Final Verdict: Shit-swapping, vomit cams, and low budget sci-fi action? What’s not to love? We give this film our highest rating - 5 limp dicks!
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