preggoman!

Yesterday we began a look into the world of mpreg - male pregnancy. When I was originally sent this link, I figured it certainly must be one of the only sites devoted to such an odd fetish. As usual, my wishful thinking was just that. It seems that the mpreg empire spreads as far and wide as a man’s anus pushing out a baby, and thus demanded two posts to thoroughly explore it. So please, make sure you’ve seen part one, and then please continue:

As with any imaginary fetish, there tends to be a lot of artistic representations of male pregnancy. Most of them, as you’ve seen, come in the form of Photoshop manipulations, but I did enjoy these adorably primitive drawings from this site:

My first thought was “I really hope a kid drew those,” and then I realized that would mean a child was drawing pictures of naked pregnant men, so I revised my thought to “I hope a limbless retard drew those with his teeth.” And even then, they’re still not very good.

Thankfully, someone else has put a great deal more effort into the graphic representations of pregnant men. In fact, he’s created an entire comic book.

Power Man, a strange fusion of manipulated photos and MS Paint, follows the adventures of a superhero who becomes impregnated by his arch nemesis, The Purple Jester.

The creator of these comics, who goes by “Belly577″ and, I assume, is also playing the role of Power Man, seems to have a shared fetish for pregnant men and spandex. And really, when the results are this sexy, who can blame him?

You can find more of his work and the complete Power Man archives over at his Yahoo Group.

Still, of all the fantastic mpreg material on the web, my absolute favorite is BSB-and-PopMPregFics, a Yahoo Group devoted solely to stories about members of ‘N Sync and The Backstreet Boys getting pregnant. Sometimes these stories include graphic male-on-male boyband buggery, but mostly it’s just two of them, as lovers, dealing with their impending pregnancy. It’s about love, really.

A particularly epic tale entitled “Two In A Million” comes with the following summary: “JC and Lance are brought together by fate, but JC has a secret. How will Lance react when he finds out? Will they make it?” Well, I don’t know if they make it or not, because I couldn’t even begin to make it through twenty pages of Backdoor Boys erotic action - but I will give you a sampling:

He could see the fantasy now. His son would be beautiful. He would have of course the dark curls or would he have Lance’s straighter hair? Josh hoped whatever the outcome was the boy would have Lance’s apple green eyes. What if it was girl? Would she have JC’s smile or the same slight dimple in her right cheek as Lance? For the first time in a long time he wanted to use his ability to bear children instead of wishing it away.

In another story, “We’re Having A Baby,” boyband lovers Kevin Richardson and Howie Dorough discuss an experimental surgery which could finally bring them their own bun in the oven:

Kevin could feel Howie’s hands stroking his hair. “I know. Elective surgery always seems crazy to some people. Like getting a nose job or whatever. But I want to have a baby. It’s like it came to me in a dream. Maybe God was sending me a message. I don’t know, Kevin. I just know I really want to do this.”

Kevin sighed in resignation. “Okay, sugar. You’ve obviously got your mind made up. But the surgery isn’t reversible, is it? I mean, you’d be doing something to your body you’d have to live with forever. Isn’t that so?”

Howie nodded. “Yeah, once it’s there, it’s there.” He giggled. “Why would I go through all the trouble to get a uterus and then decide to take it out?”

If you’re a guy and the thought of Backstreet Boys pooping out children has got you all tickled pink, it’s probably time for you to start your own pregnancy. On the cybermalepregnancy Yahoo Group, men can start a virtual fantasy pregnancy experience with another man or woman. Find a cyberdaddy to impregnate you, find a cyber ob/gyn to monitor your baby, and then have a cyberbirth! “Todd” is looking for someone to help him deliver his baby:

Are there any people in the DFW, Texas area who would like to roleplay in person. I’m an attractive, SWM who has labored and birthed at home by myself several times. I accomplish this through the use of an expandable butt plug which I push out. Now I’m ready to share the experience with others…Looking for females and/or males to serve as my OB, coach and nursing staff. In turn, I would be willing to return the favor with those that help me with my labor… I love all things dealing with pregnancy and birth and enjoy watching videos which deal with those subjects. Would very much like to meet some people in person who share my pregnancy/birthing fantasies…Please respond.

Do you think he draws a little baby face on the butt plug so it seems more like a real infant when it comes out? Then his “doctor” wipes all of the smelly butt-slime off of his silicone baby, wraps it in a blanket, and hands it to him? Do you think he lays there, his ass sore and bleeding, coddling his smelly butt plug and telling it he loves it? I wasn’t able to get a photo of Todd’s beautiful baby, but I did create a mock-up of what it probably looks like:

Isn’t he adorable? The message board is full of all kinds of eerie windows into peoples’ fucked-up lives, like this message from “Jack”:

Cool group. My wife is pregnant by her black lover (in her 8th month now). She started bringing him home and fucking him in front of me. Now he fucks me in the ass as well. He tells me his seed is so powerful that even I might get pregnant (LOL). Love to hear more about everyone’s experiences.

“LOL! :D My wife’s silly black lover says the funniest things about his powerful seed while he fucks me in the ass! ROTFL!!” …I’ve always said that certain people just shouldn’t be allowed to breed. Jack has done an excellent job of validating my opinion.

Well, now you’ve seen how much fun male pregnancy can be - so boys, if you’re ready to start your nine month miracle, look no further than The Empathy Belly® Pregnancy Simulator. This clever device allows men to have all the sensations of being pregnant - even the baby kicking! It’s the perfect thing to wear while you jack off thinking about giving rectal birth.

And me? I just spent over an hour of my saturday looking at pictures of pregnant dudes. Awesome.

Posted in drawn, fuckin' weird, role-playing, gender confusion at 12:01 am