04.27.06
Plushophiles: When you Love your Stuffed Animals TOO Much
I would like to preface this entry by saying that Rob drew the above picture, and it fills me with profound sadness about the state of man.
The subject of this entry is stuffed animals, or “plushies” in the furry colloquial, and the people who love them in the Biblical sense. These “plushophiles,” perhaps fueled by the warm memories of comfort, cuddling with their stuffed animals as children, now happily hump away on their Gund bears and Pound Puppies.
In my eternal hunt for filth I came across a forum about fucking plushies. One guy, who apparently lacks a very important emotion known as shame, had this to say:
My roommate caught me yiffing a plush in my bedroom when he didn’t knock. I told him “That what you get for just walking in my room.” Then I continued my yiffing. He was embarrassed and I was not.
Male plushophiles will often alter their favorite stuffed animal, adding little pink pouches to fuck. I can just picture a plushophile sitting in his bedroom, surrounded by hundreds of stuffed wolves, frantically sewing a little pink satin pouch in the crotch of one of his toys while grinning and imagining his greasy little cock sliding into it.
While most of the pictures of plushies I could find were obviously intended to be used by males, that’s not to say there are no female plushies. Not by a long shot. Check this out, and get back to me on whether or not your life will be the same again.
And now you may be wondering: Golly gee, where can I find these anatomically correct plushies? If you want a plushie that you can yiff to your heart’s content, one place to find them is Furbid, a furry eBay full of treasures like this:
As always, a loveable option is available. I offer two types of SPH’s, a bag style and a hole style…
…Raven comes with her own pair of sexy matching panties for only $5!
And for those who want some soft velvety penises on their lovetoys, Pacifictrades carries a wide array of stuffed animals that rock out with their cocks out.
I really wish I was making this entry up entirely and those Pepe le Pew pics were something out of my imagination, but other people can see them too so I am going to go cry in my pillow for a while.
FREE GARRY GLITTER said,
April 28, 2006 at 1:27 pm
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT AND I HAVE BEEN SPENDING THIS LOVELY EVENING SHOVING SPICY PEPPERONI UP MY RECTUM
Joe said,
April 28, 2006 at 1:52 pm
I’ll never be able to watch Pepe le Pew again :(
Let me know when your finished with the pillow.
Joe said,
April 28, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Oh, and it’s reassuring to know that the lack of Rob’s blog updates have been due to the worthwhile cause of drawing plushie’s with their cocks out.
Paul said,
April 28, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Quick! Call the cops!
It’s a proven fact that Peppy Le Pew is a rapist and now we’ve finally caught him in the act.
chelchik said,
April 28, 2006 at 8:01 pm
I guess you haven’t really lived life until you’ve fucked a Care Bear!
(I wonder if she’s getting rug burn on her snatch?)
Teague said,
April 28, 2006 at 9:06 pm
Unbelievable.
There ya go, I guess. Fucking crazy.
Rob said,
April 28, 2006 at 9:25 pm
Ha ha ha, I drew that years ago - it was for an assignment in illustration class when I was in college.
Teague said,
April 28, 2006 at 10:52 pm
Is that anything like the fuckin’ Santa bukkake?
Danie said,
April 28, 2006 at 10:58 pm
Is anyone else unnerved that the chick looks like Heather Matarazzo from Welcome to the Dollhouse?….
Tiffany said,
April 28, 2006 at 11:02 pm
I was hoping that I would never see Rob’s illustration again, despite its total fucking awesome-osity (yes, I was gifted with it the first time around, HOORAY ME).
I was also hoping that I would never see pictures of a grown woman humping a stuffed animal.
PopulationPaste, you destroy ALL my dreams in one fell swoop. God bless you.
Jesse said,
April 29, 2006 at 12:18 am
A few months ago, much to my displeasure, I found out about yiffing. I found large, active communities of people who partake in these activities. I saw pictures of Wakko (of Animaniacs fame), covered in gooey, yellowish man-chutney. It was that day that I lost what final vestiges of anything resembling faith in humanity.
Woe be unto the yiffies. Truly, they are harbingers of the apocalypse. The end is incredibly fucking nigh.
Garrett said,
April 29, 2006 at 1:52 am
What did your teacher think of the drawing?
Gregory Harbin said,
April 29, 2006 at 5:48 pm
Okay, come on. Admit it. Who hasn’t humped a stuffed animal at some point in their life. I can’t be the only one.
I…
I can’t…
Teague said,
April 29, 2006 at 5:55 pm
Wouldn’t it be funny if a little girl tried to have sex with a McDonalds toy, and it was…swallowed?
Swall…owed? It was sw-
These are the jokes, people.
Anonymous said,
May 3, 2006 at 1:39 pm
You should write this guy: http://www.uer.ca/forum_showprofile.asp?fid=1&posterid=1
(he thinks he’s a wolf)
Bounder J. Fox said,
May 13, 2006 at 5:41 pm
The author of this post had this to say:
“In my eternal hunt for filth I came across a forum about fucking plushies. One guy, who apparently lacks a very important emotion known as shame, had this to say:”
Oh you must be a very -very- blissful individual. If you were intelligent, I’d have to call you obtuse! (you may wish to reference that word, if it’s not in your vocabulary at www.m-w.com)
Ok, is it just me or is that statement like, the pot calling the kettle black here. You post peoples intimate pictures here (Likely without their consent! Which actually can get you sued) and take the path well traveled.. attacking a sensitive issue. How very ghetto and Jerry Springer of you!
First off: I might actually give you credit for putting a heading of ‘plushiphile’ on this ‘article’. However to the left we have it in teh links as ‘Furry’.
This proves how blatantly ignorant you are even beyond your meagar and indeed mindless attempts at slander. :) It ranks right up there with CSI, MTV, Vanity Fair… Which even makes this whole travisty of a webpage even less than your making it out to be (and have proved with your lack of information and the useage of :) ) It’s completely -un original- :D Hah!
Furry is an overall classification of a fan-base. :) It’s a term so damn general, you can’t even say it means ’something specific’ because it covers so many damn areas of interest. ‘Plushophiles’ is but a small percentage of the overall collection of intrests.
I just thought I’d get that all straight with you Mr Author, as it seems you could use a little clarification to avoid any further misunderstandings, and save yourself future embarassment. :)
Have a pleasant day!
Bounder
Anonymous said,
May 16, 2006 at 12:53 pm
to the furry who posted above - why is the furry community, in general, so defensive and bitter all the time? it seems to me that whether you’re sexually attracted to cartoon animals, or dress up in mascot uniforms, or have sex with stuffed animals - whichever your particular flavor might be - a prerequisite of such a fetish would be having a sense of humor about it. even you must admit that while it’s far from the weirdest of fetishes, it is definitely one of the silliest, at least in concept. so instead of laughing at yourselves and taking inevitable criticism in stride, you get all mad at mtv and csi and somethingawful and this site, and make it into a battle that you take very personally. what’s the point? people are going to tease furries, it’s inevitable. just laugh it off, and you’ll be less of a target if you’re not so busy trying to get everyone to take you seriously (which is a lost cause), but instead just admitting that yes, what you’re into is kind of funny. every fetish is funny, if you look at it from a certain perpsective. who can you laugh at if you can’t laugh at yourself?
furthermore, what i like about this site is that they present all sorts of fetishes on a level playing field - they make fun of everything more or less equally, and at the same time seem to have a genuine interest in what they’re presenting. this site is hardly your enemy, little furry. more often, you are your own enemies.
Bill said,
August 7, 2006 at 4:09 am
Hey, I think a chick humping her stuffed animals is HOT! My wife humps her stuffed animals and pillows all the time! Who doesn’t get off watching a woman masturbate? My lady just happens to lay face down in bed, and furiously humps back and forth with her hips and ass, as she rubs her naughty part against what ever is beneath her. And yes, I definatley thought that chick humping Pepe Lapue looked like the girl from Welcome to the Doll house.
Bill said,
August 17, 2006 at 5:35 am
I just wanted to as, my wife really enjoys humping a Marvin Martian pillow, too!
jonny said,
September 20, 2006 at 12:58 am
jonny
!!necro!! said,
January 29, 2007 at 1:01 am
ahhh i had to try this i cut open the asshole of one of my little brothers stuffed toys, NEVER AGAIN!
extreme rug burn…
The Stealthy Panda said,
July 1, 2007 at 11:28 pm
I think one of nour favorite cartoon characters said it best: “Dude, this is pretty fucked up, right here.”
Anonymous said,
August 17, 2007 at 1:20 am
Hay I thought it was great too. Like I saw in a post who doesnt hump there stuffed animals occationally. And hell she looked cute to me.
ABZ said,
September 12, 2007 at 4:45 pm
hey you guys should check out http://anonib.com/_chained
same kind of shit but with a SEAT dude!!!! :O
dannye600 said,
December 13, 2007 at 12:34 am
what the fuck?
dannye600 said,
December 13, 2007 at 12:34 am
what the fuck?
x-Fallev-x said,
February 29, 2008 at 8:07 pm
One thing people should understand is the fact that “Furry” isnt a “Fetish”. It’s a fandom. for some furs it might be a fetish but for most it’s a way of having fun. I myself have been furry for as long as I can remember, I’m not a plushie or a furvert though. Plushophiles arent part of the fandom, although some plushies are furries.
Weisse Wolf said,
April 22, 2008 at 6:01 pm
To the above poster:
Sorry to break it to you, man, but plushophilia and furry are interlocked. That isn’t saying that all furries are plushophiles, it’s saying that all plushophiles are furries. I have yet to run across a single plushophile that wasn’t a furry as well.
cadaver said,
August 16, 2008 at 12:33 am
ok, “!!necro!!” i fuck my little stuffed animal all the time, i think you got rug burn because the stuffed animal you had bad material, mine is from build-a-bear workshop. actually i just came in it…. very very satisfying, just go and get yourself one from build a bear, or try out putting silk in the hole of one, like it suggests above … sounds like a great idea for me!!!!!!!!!!!!
LATER!!!