04.25.06
Pump Weekend: Because Inflating Your Genitals Is No Fun Without Friends
Cock pumping is the timeless art of inflating your genitals by use of vacuum suction. Blood and lymph are sucked into the spongy tissue of your penis by the vacuum of the pump, causing it to stretch and swell. It sounds painful, and it can’t be good for you, but there’s simply no stopping some guys in their quest for a bigger schlong. Even more bizarre is saline injecting, a means of swelling up the balls to epic proportions.
There are plenty of well-documented extreme examples of pumping/saline, but today I want to focus on the social aspect. You see, for serious pumpers, pumping is not simply a utilitarian activity, but an arousing one. They like to sit around for hours and pump their meat as big as it can get. And as you can imagine, they like a little company while they’re going at it. Thus, cock-pumping enthusiasts from around the globe gather together at Pump Weekend, where they laugh, play, and frolic in the sun, all the while with giant plastic vacuum spheres around their genitals (click to enlarge - pun intended):
What the fuck is that thing? It looks like his penis is being quarantined. His wiener is a bubble boy or some shit. And look at it all coiled up like a big sweaty pink snake, ready to pounce.
A while ago I found this guy’s site, which features a lot of great pictures from all the pumping parties he’s attended. At pumping parties, you’re free to hang around in the buff with other pumpers, and work that pump until you have a veritable Pringles can stuffed with man-meat:
The next Pump Weekend starts this thursday, so you’d better hurry up and register! But what exactly goes on at Pump Weekend - other than the pumping, of course? A quick check on the schedule of events holds many answers. My favorite is the “swap meat,” where you can swap those old tubes that you’ve outgrown with someone who maybe has some nice nipple pumps you’ve been eyeing. I don’t even really like wearing used pants - but used penis pumps? Ewww. I bet they smell.
You’re probably ready to learn more about pumping, and maybe even attend the weekend. Tiger Pumping offers a handy “how to pump” guide for all those n00bs out there whose penises haven’t yet begun to resemble the sandworms from Dune:
Kathryn said,
April 25, 2006 at 5:09 pm
I don’t understand the obsession with giant dicks…they hurt a lot more!
If all those guys had clothes on, it would look like the local barbeque at the trailer park.
the amazing zipper girl said,
April 25, 2006 at 7:45 pm
Dear sweet Jesus. Is it physically possible to get a hard-on with a dick that looks like that? Either way, I’m not letting those guys near me - that fucking hurts!
Not to mention the fact that any guy who wants to do that to himself is a FREAK.
Teague said,
April 25, 2006 at 11:17 pm
Wouldn’t it be cool if you could do this to a vagina? Have it hanging down like a toddler swing at the park? Roll it up on a spool and use it as a third pocket now and then?
Rob said,
April 26, 2006 at 12:00 am
Don’t worry Teague, you can do it to a vagina, and people do. I’ll do a post on it at some point.
Pinky Bear said,
July 1, 2006 at 12:57 am
I don’t think the idea of having sex with a woman has ever entered their minds.
stellar269 said,
November 27, 2006 at 10:57 pm
Actually, not all of the men into the idea of vacuum-pumping are so extreme. Sex is not only possible (with some restraint on what they are doing), but is more enjoyable with a mildly-pumped cock. The sensitivity is increased vastly when the skin is stretched even a little over those parts……
montomgery LA male said,
January 5, 2007 at 11:46 pm
i don’t care what they look like with bigger balls comes more semen and that means more to fill my ass
HB said,
January 22, 2007 at 6:22 pm
^^ comment of the year!
mike said,
February 11, 2007 at 9:25 am
hahaha, there really is no limit to the dapravity humans are capable of is there! hahaha! dorks
skylar said,
May 5, 2007 at 2:59 pm
haha.that is so funny that can really fill up somebodys ass like robs
hes a fanny basher hes a gaylord such a prick go fuck me.
Nympho said,
September 24, 2007 at 5:55 am
I (fetishly) admire men that can take pain, but it doesn’t have to be nearly as fugly as these smegmas.
freaktastic said,
September 28, 2007 at 8:21 am
if there was a line to be crossed i think we just found it! haha
what if they do it a bit too much or something and it explodes?
lex said,
February 29, 2008 at 1:14 pm
finally the that man of the wider anus gonna be satisfied ^_^
Mikaela Bloomberg said,
July 10, 2008 at 11:47 pm
probe these old men…they want it. we should all get together some time guys
Mikaela Bloomberg said,
July 10, 2008 at 11:48 pm
probe these old men…they want it. we should all get together some time guys
Mikaela Bloomberg said,
July 10, 2008 at 11:48 pm
probe these old men…they want it. we should all get together some time guys
Mikaela Bloomberg said,
July 10, 2008 at 11:48 pm
probe these old men…they want it. we should all get together some time guys
Ashley Lenartson said,
August 1, 2008 at 6:08 am
I can’t wait to get home at night and pump up my cock and make it really big in my 3″ wide tube and then jack off a hot creamy load. It seems that when I pump up my cock for an hour or so that my dick gets nice and big for your hot mouth to put on it and then I shoot a load of sperm that is much bigger than normal. As a matter of fact, I am going to write up a story for the Porno Novel that I am working on of Sexual Encounters I have had over the years. If anyone would like to buy a copy of it when it is done just send your e-mail to ashleyxyz_04739@yahoo.com and I will put you on my mailing list. Mr. Ashley Lenartson, Author and Cock Pumper
P.S. I’ll make sure you are the 1st person to get it when it is done for a reasonable price.
TAMMY BULLDIKE said,
August 21, 2008 at 9:29 pm
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