The asian eel sex video has already made its rounds on the internet, but I think enough people haven’t seen it to warrant an entry. I first saw the eel sex video at a friend’s house when I was completely plastered. While I was watching it I found myself clenching my anus as tightly as possible, hoping that somehow it would prevent the girl in the video from having all those eels slide into her ass. It didn’t work.

If you don’t feel like watching this truly remarkable video, don’t worry, I’ll give you a quick summary!


This is a funnel. It is a funnel full of eels.


This is the same funnel in a cute Japanese* girl’s asshole.


Same funnel, same asshole, but where have all the eels gone?


Japanese girl’s pigtailed friend is helping her make sure those little eels stay put! :)


Oh no, what could she be doing?



Huzzah, the eels have made their triumphant return!


What do you do when something comes flying out of your ass? Rub it on your chest!


Nothing is more seductive than sticking a live butt-eel in your mouth…


… except maybe chewing it.

* (I don’t actually know if these girls are Japanese, but if you see asian girls in a fucked up sex vid then it is generally safe to assume they’re Japanese!)

I also found some other eel-sex vids and pics. Ladies, just because something is phallic does not make you obligated to shove it into your orifice. It would amaze me if there were a single phallic object left in the world that some crazy broad hasn’t already tried to ram into her holes.

Posted in bizarre insertions, animals, fuckin' weird, japan at 1:20 am