Ah, the stresses of the adult world: Having a job, paying taxes, buying a house, getting car insurance, raising a family… The constant pressures and responsibilities adults face every day can sometimes make you want to escape to a situation where you’re completely helpless. Where your every need is met by someone else, and you can just let go and… wet your diaper. Welcome to the world of adult babies, where grown men (and women) dress and act like helpless infants.

Its official term is infantilism, and it’s more common than you’d hope. It begins with a mild diaper fetish, and extends all the way into full-fledged role-playing, where one adult completely assumes the role of a baby (including over-sized nappies and cribs), and often another adult takes care of them as one would a child. It’s an unusual age-play variation of traditional dominant-submissive behaviors that basically boils down to the movie Big gone incredibly wrong. But what it means for you is hilariously disturbing pictures of 40-something men wearing diapers, sucking on pacifiers, and in some cases even dressing as little toddler girls:

Diaper Pail Friends seems to be the largest adult baby resource on the internet - you’ll find stories, pictures, and yes, personal ads - where you can find other babies, or caring mommies to change your diapers and bottle-feed you. There are even detailed reports from adult baby parties, which I can only imagine are some of the most bizarre events on the planet.

Best of all, though, is Tommy’s Page, the home of the site’s creator. He’ll walk you through some of his finest moments as an adult baby, such as this one:

Another adult baby homepage you might find amazing is Baby Brrr’s Homepage. The photo gallery alone utterly defies belief.

But let’s say you’re an adult baby, and inevitably, you’re finding that the world is somewhat less than accommodating to someone with your, shall we say, unique interests. The stuff at Babies ‘R’ Us is just a tad too small for your pasty, out-of-shape 43 year old body. That’s where Forever A Kid comes into play - you’ll find all sorts of children’s clothes recreated in sizes suitable for adults - even oversized nursery accessories.

But what good does the world’s best over-sized crib do you if there’s no one to change your diapers? That’s where Mommy Blue comes in.

Mommy Blue is a dominatrix-for-hire who specializes in the unique needs of adult babies. For a modest fee, she will feed you, change your diapers, and even give you a spanking if you’ve been a naughty baby.

Fucking. Creepy.

Posted in fuckin' weird, role-playing at 4:08 am