Are you a woman with uncontrollable flatulence, afraid to get close to men because you just can’t hold in that smelly assbomb? Are you a man who secretly loves the sight and smell of a woman ripping ass, but you’re afraid you’re alone in the world? Well fear not, because now there’s a home for all of you: Farting Sexy.

Farting Sexy is a porn site where several overweight, white trash women delight eproctophiles (the apparent technical term for people aroused by flatulence) everywhere by sticking their rancid asses in the camera and letting it rip. They also like to belch loudly, so those of you with burping fetishes need not feel excluded.

I recommend a visit to the free preview area, where you can view some truly amazing video clips of the site’s gassy girls farting in the camera, farting in the bathtub, and yes, farting on each other. What makes these clips great is the white trash overtone - watch this clip to the end just to hear the woman’s voice:

Or this belching clip starring the same woman - you might want to be sitting down when you watch this, the raw sex appeal contained in this video might be too extreme for you:

Forget the belching, the most disturbing part of that clip is those awful pants.

Of course, the most entertaining part of Farting Sexy is the discussion forum, where fart-lovers everywhere can congregate, share their passions and experiences, and communicate with the gorgeous Farting Sexy models. Consider one man’s unbridled adoration for the woman in the above videos:

“How I have longed for a woman like you to spread her gorgeous ass for me, and rip her stinky, aromatic fragrance in my face and mouth ! I would love, just love to rim your tight, smelly asshole as you rip your fragrant farts in my face all day hun !!”

Mmm, yummy. Here he is, at it again in another thread:

“MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm, the last pic!! her anal hairs peeking out alongside her thong…the sweaty promise of her ass-stink……..the taste and smell of her naughty farts!!!!! I have to go clean up now”

I sincerely hope that’s the first and last time I ever encounter the phrase “the sweaty promise of her ass-stink.”

More disturbing is a thread where fart lovers share childhood stories of how they originally came to be aroused by flatulence:

“For me it started when I was about 7 / 8 years old. …

My grandmother wore girdles etc, & I used to like watching her get dressed of a morning. (I should explain here that my fixation wasn’t with my grandmother, it was with her underwear!) I would pretend to play in her bedroom, whilst secretly watching her putting on her girdle. pantyhose etc.

I can vividly remember on one such occasion, as she pulled up her underwear, her farting loudly. She then sat down on the bed to pull up, either pantyhose or stockings, & farting out loud again.

Over time, I grew to associate farting with that kind of women’s underwear, & with mature women. I just loved the idea of a woman dressed in her girdle or panties, or indeed pantyhose, beneath her skirt &…. farting!”

Well, of course! How else would one become aroused by women farting?

Thanks to the lovely (and flatulent!) Tamar for the link.

Posted in bodily functions at 1:00 am