Octopus Hat!

What is it about octopode tentacles that drives the ladies wild? Could it be their slick sliminess, their ability to squirm and writhe in ways no man could ever compete with, or could it be the simple fact that there’s eight of them? Whatever the case, the internet seems to contain an unusually large amount of images of women in various stages of undress, their bodies adorned with the corpses of octopusses. And I’m not even taking anime into account, because I could probably write three whole articles on tentacle rape in anime alone.

After randomly stumbling across a couple of pictures of nude women with octopuses, I poked around on the internet a bit and found the following pictures:

I can’t say for sure which orifice this poor octopus’ head is stuck in, but suffice to say I don’t think he’s thrilled about it!

Octopus in cooter = dance all night!

This appears to be from the same series, but the octopus is now reclining on her posterior.
cephalobutt

I love this picture so damn much. This woman has a perfectly toned body, intimidatingly pert breasts, and a fucking octopus on her head. That’s my kind of girl.

A HAT MADE OF OCTOPUS!

The “Nude women with tentacles” phenomenon is no new invention, either. Take this 19th century wood carving from Japan, which depicts a woman and her octopus lovers (the one on the right look suspiciously like an Octorok from Zelda). You can’t even blame the internet for this shit.
Old-school tentacle sexxx

I leave you with this, which I can only assume is from the most awesome series of photographs ever.
Octo-chan... ;__;

Posted in animals at 12:00 am