03.27.06
Multiple-Limb Mayhem
The reason most guys give for liking lesbians is along the lines of “If one girl is good, two girls is even better!” The “more is better” view is perfectly valid when applied to a lot of other things, like cheesecake and My Little Pony. It’s ok to want dozens of My Little Ponies. However, it is not ok to want dozens of legs.
A while back I had the misfortune of stumbling across boytaur.net, which is a gay foot fetish website gone horribly, horribly wrong. It specializes in Photoshops of men with multiple limbs, the most common configuration being two sets of legs arranged in a centaur-like fashion, but it doesn’t leave the multiple-hand fetishists in the dark, either. It has stories too, mostly about normal guys suddenly growing new limbs. One of my “favorites” is Leg Wheel, about a man who finds himself transforming into a gigantic mass of legs that rolls across the floor, and the friend who loves him for it.
“Hey, can you help me with this?” he said. I realized he was having just as hard a time now with the tank top. No wonder. His arms were now four big legs, too huge and awkward to get the tank top up and over his shoulders, which were more like hips now. He was bent forward, the four new feet on the floor, trying to pull his tank top off his forelegs by snagging it with feet - any feet - from his hind legs, but he couldn’t see with the tank top halfway off and covering his face. So all the big long legs were kind of flailing as they blindly tried to reach their feet for the stranded tank top, their feet thudding against the floor or their long thighs slapping each other.
Although the stories are pretty impressive, the pictures are truly the highlight of the site. There’s guys with three, four, six, eight and even more legs, furiously jacking off because apparently having multiple limbs makes you insatiably horny. I’m willing to bet that somewhere out there’s some poor guy that was born with another set of legs sticking out from his abdomen, and the guys from Boytaur are knocking down his door because he’s clearly a born sex-fiend.
Despite all this, I do appreciate Boytaur for enhancing my vocabulary. I had never before heard the term “wristfooted,” but now I know that it refers to people who have feet instead of hands. Thanks, Boytaur!
I’m going to let Boytaur speak for itself, but this picture is too ridiculous to leave out.
Denise said,
March 27, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Where are the Japanese girls who ruined my appetite in Australia?
I couldn’t eat the whole time I was there, I was having visions of those girls throwing up in each other’s mouths.
Still I can’t eat if I think of that.
I think they should be on here.
Chris said,
March 27, 2006 at 7:42 pm
Thank you for posting that! I finally know that I’m not a freak, having 6 arms and all. It gets annoying sometimes searching for clothes, but I can type like nobody’s business.
That sentence took me .731 seconds.
Jargon said,
March 27, 2006 at 11:54 pm
i came :D
xtina said,
March 28, 2006 at 3:10 pm
Let us not forget
http://www.conjoineddreams.net/
This site features women and while it isn’t as weird as Boytaur, it’s still pretty fucked up.
k said,
March 30, 2006 at 2:52 am
that’s francesco toldo, he’s a pro footballer from italia, and yeah, he’s obviously an ace at the job!
the amazing zipper girl said,
April 24, 2006 at 11:12 pm
That’s fucked up. I used to think that nothing could surprise me… I don’t think that anymore.
josh said,
May 7, 2006 at 11:23 am
You can buy one, in brass.
josh said,
May 7, 2006 at 11:25 am
click on my name to see it
someidioticguy said,
November 6, 2006 at 11:57 am
omfg in the pic wif the name “blondboytaurs” the person to the left resembles a centuor* (dunno how to spell, im a noob) wonder if he can learn how to run like one, if then we could keep him in a zoo and maybe make some money out of the number of rides he can give.
Frank said,
June 15, 2007 at 4:25 am
Yeah, ‘rides’